vatican shit is always so bonkers. if there were ever a vast conspiracy that seemed like something out of a movie, with layers and layers of intrigue and backstabbing, but real, it’s at the vatican.
this just unlocked a memory of something i saw yesterday.
computer, enhance!
so uh, i HAVE to think the MAGA chud that made this wasted thousands on a version that said “yellow” before realizing it
so like, i got a bunch of nerve damage, and am on gabbapettin but bc of my LC i kind of can’t take it throughout the day, so i take one mega dose at night. lately with the doggo care i had cut out taking it for a few days and so last night it hit hard. the cats woke me up at 5 to eat and…
this just unlocked a memory of something i saw yesterday.
computer, enhance!
so uh, i HAVE to think the MAGA chud that made this wasted thousands on a version that said “yellow” before realizing it
i know this joke has been made a million times but i wanna put my own spin:
the most unbelievable thing about reacher is that he regularly finds clothes at a thrift store that fit… his big man tiddies!
i wanted to grow up to be that one weird earth science teacher who was also the shop teacher but was maybe a doomsday prepper? but it was equally likely they were in witness protection or had bodies in their basement. a real grab bag of possibilities.
look it’s probably gonna be too hot to the purge this year at the usual time, lemme just sneak over and kill those people with fireworks one block over and i *promise* i will hide their bodies until the purge
fine, one more politics skeet and then it’s back to pee pee and poo poo jokes:
he needs to stop focusing on answering directly, someone told him that he would sound better in comparison if he did that. but that isn’t who biden is! you can see him go off on a tangent and try to shut himself down…
… and just so you folks don’t see me talking about lan parties and think i am a nerd… i went back to the house the party was at the next night and saw a sibling of a future governor of MA get his dom’s name carved in his back and carrots shoved up his butt and then fed to him.
i contain multitudes.
hey @nathangrayson.bsky.social listening to aftermath and i have no idea if you were in Cambridge at the time… but any chance you went to MassQuake, a one-time lan party in waltham? it was 96? very early in the scene, maybe a hundred strangers. (i want to track down attendees to write abt it.)
hey @nathangrayson.bsky.social listening to aftermath and i have no idea if you were in Cambridge at the time… but any chance you went to MassQuake, a one-time lan party in waltham? it was 96? very early in the scene, maybe a hundred strangers. (i want to track down attendees to write abt it.)
by next weekend we never hear about warner’s plot again. i wanna go so far as he does Sunday shows spinning it away as a strategy meeting but maybe not… might just go silent on it.
but don’t worry, he and alt-universe vp tim kaine are hard at work on beach umbrella safety still!
partner: i lost the drill
me, a tools hoarder: THE drill?
partner: yeah from the closet
me: that’s cute that you think it’s the only drill.
partner: i just didn’t want to go in the basement
me, drawing a drill from my shoulder holster: here
partner: woah
me, glancing towards ankle holster 😒
i found someone blocking me that actually bums me out a little. 111 people block me (which, too low, i would block me). usually when i am blocked its “feeling is mutual”, but this is one where we had always had positive interactions. i *am* curious what happened but not enough to do anything but…
ok, my last politics skeet, here’s how i know the debate freak out is self induced. when max broke after the 1st commercial, i started rewatching it on infowars — do NOT do this at home, I am a pro — and biden’s stumbles were almost entirely ignored. he was still pushing rigged debates an hour in.
i am assuming the “poe’s law” guy is trolling, given their name, but I honestly can’t tell about the reply. there should be a way to tell if a reply is sarcasm.
