𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐

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i’m pissed off, funny and warm.

35, she/her, enby AuDHD queer little fucker.
@mousegirl.boo 💍 One flesh, one end, bitch.

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[8YRS LATER] [clanking on my metal leg down the hall to my region's only internet access portal. the security gates open easily and there is no one in line. my remaining eye adjusts to the dim light. hunting and pecking, I begin an email]: whatbeatsrock, I would like to submit an error ticket...

we shall see, won’t we

i don’t like this game

we shall see, won’t we

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learning there was a 70s Lord of the Rings movie script where Aragorn and Boromir passionately kiss with Arwen's blood on their lips we were so robbed

“why am i tired all the time” - drinks too much - eats like shit - zero exercise - chronic insomnia - mildly depressed “gee, what could it be i wonder if i have cancer…”

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EXPERIENCE IRRATIONAL HAPPINESS

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this is my favourite one

livvy: sex, calling each other wife, calling each other sis poppins: 1st: ???? 2nd: ????? 3rd: oh fuck i blushed when they made me laugh fuck fuck fuck stas: 8 hour discord date, codependency, eye contact.

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i think i could choreograph and produce (and possibly star in) a really good Family Guy themed drag cabaret if given the chance

goooooood morning ✨

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aight babes we’re sleepy we’ll be back tomorrow (maybe) thx for giggling with us!

let us give you terrible advice ngl.link/elffiie

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livvy: me too, buddy poppins: oh yeah? name five wives. stas: i love her too but only when you’re out of town

let us give you terrible advice ngl.link/elffiie

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livvy: don't cry bc it's over, smile bc i was pleased with ur cheese poppins: as many lonesome nights as you can stand alone in bed before accepting that that She didn’t choose you. stas: why are you crying over free raisins?

let us give you terrible advice ngl.link/elffiie

“i just put my wet ass right back on those panties” - @mousegirl.boo

i know i’m supposed to kill the thing in me that cringes but i don’t wanna kill this one

yeah yeah yeah fuck you i like alastor haha everyone laugh i hate this.

hazbin hotel is pulling me in every direction i can’t tell if i love it or if i hate it

sky spitoon, the lonesomest gunwoman in the west

MY PETTERN

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livvy: are u talking aboot the pooping more nightmare crickets or the compulsion to eat the pooped crickets or ur vas deferens ejecting from ur body every time u cum? cuz it's all fun poppins and stas: *sitting quietly*

let us give you terrible advice ngl.link/elffiie

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livvy: u could try breaking ur arm while skating it was great for me and poppins poppins: study the blade stas: idk but my dms are open

let us give you terrible advice ngl.link/elffiie

“ooooh way ba bah bah ba ba yeep yeep yeep” - @mousegirl.boo

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hifh!

im the kind of hifh where im a slug chiropractor

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livvy: yeah we'll trade a cookie for ur gf poppins: i don’t know, have you been a good girl (or boy or slug)? stas: are you a mouse? cus we might have a problem. (no offence to livvy, some of my best friends are mice!)