c______z: Refuse to believe this just for sanity preservation reasons thanks

do men take everything showers?

We barely take anything showers

you gotta use soap!!! on your butt hole too!!!!

Oh it's ok I take those kinds of showers lol

if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s to not assume that men wash their butts

I was absolutely flabbergasted by that thing a while back about there being a subset of men (pretty sure they were American) who wouldn't wash their a-holes because that would mean they were gay. I mean funny for a second, but absolutely heartbreaking to think of that level of indoctrination.

Refuse to believe this just for sanity preservation reasons thanks

To be honest I've always believed it's something Reddit made up, because the alternative is go mad from the revelation.

Like jenkem because I refuse to live in a world where

I knew enough crusty dudes in my youth to not question the validity tbh

like grown men with shit smears in their underwear

Unrelated y'all ever played around with emoji keyboard to distract your brain from new things you learned?

😁

If I were a rich man (cue music) I'd have a bidet installed because I had one in Germany and it was *wonderful*. Much easier than doing a headstand in the shower.

I would be importing a Japanese robo-toilet. They are THE best thing ever!

I have heard tell of the wonders of advanced Japanese lavatories but have never had the pleasure of experiencing one.

This is the nicest way possible I can imagine to say that, lol

They are so delightful, I returned to the UK from a trip to Japan last year, and was like, why must we live in such a backwards way without a bidet

Delightful is what they are ☺️

I spent three weeks in Japan a few years ago and would very much move there if I suddenly became a millionaire and didn't have to work. To claim that the toilets were one of my favourite things would be crazy but OH MY GOD

I also think it would be nice to be somewhere where people were polite? Like I wonder what that's like?

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