I was absolutely flabbergasted by that thing a while back about there being a subset of men (pretty sure they were American) who wouldn't wash their a-holes because that would mean they were gay. I mean funny for a second, but absolutely heartbreaking to think of that level of indoctrination.
If I were a rich man (cue music) I'd have a bidet installed because I had one in Germany and it was *wonderful*.
Much easier than doing a headstand in the shower.