Rev. Dr. Big Honkin Jugs

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Not an actual doctor.
Ask J.K. Simmons if he thinks I’m cute.
🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 from the river to the sea
Nb they/them
I won’t follow back without a vibe check! Fool me once, shame on you etc

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I can’t remember the last good sleep

I’m just goofin. Like he’s hot don’t get me wrong but i don’t know the man

how unhinged must the J.K. Simmons as Terence Fletcher in Whiplash (2014) bit be to everyone (and let’s be real that’s like 12 people) who wasn’t there at its inception

Personally I love to see a bad bitch winning

I wish I had the funds and power to start a youth social club in tuam. The old bookstore would be perfect for it. You have some couches, a little Co op run café counter, a little stage, tables, board games, wi-fi. You open from 3 to 9. You have event nights. I’d call it Third Space Tuam.

He does the aftercare we’re a throuple

Jk simmons as Emil Skoda in Law and Order would feel some sort of way about this.

I just want jk simmons as Terence Fletcher in Whiplash (2014) to yell at me sexually

we should stop letting American tourists in until they learn to behave themselves

the tesco cherries and berries diluting juice is just lovely

how unhinged must the J.K. Simmons as Terence Fletcher in Whiplash (2014) bit be to everyone (and let’s be real that’s like 12 people) who wasn’t there at its inception

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need more everett true comics imo

I like to pretend my scientist friends are all doing a secret study on me is that weird

I love knowing so many scientists and academics like i get to benefit from the vast wealth of their knowledge and experience and they get to tell me stories and make me smarter it’s literally perfect

omg my friend is famous

But anyway yeah I'm the reason all the government's science ships have padding around the door frames since about 2002 😎

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"would u fuck an elf if they were real" shut up loser id fuck a whole dnd campaign worth of consenting fantasy creatures u think I'm gonna slip on "elf" I'm doing petrificationplay with a beholder you lightweight

I would have had so much fun as an anthropologist

Oh no I did one chore and I can hear my bones grinding oh god oh fuck

4yo was initially v against switching bedrooms but I got some fun space, dinosaur, and car stuff and he’s helping build his bed so he’s SUPER fuckin hyped now

Paddy is building beds for the kids and I love hearing a 4yo sound like a construction foreman

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I just read an article that said "Why is it taking so long for your favorite movies and tv series to air? Blame the writers and actor strikes" No I won't. I'm blaming that ✨single✨ motherfucker at the studio who makes $250 million dollars a year who's one job is supposed to make this shit happen.

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pigeon allyship like this is so rare

My girlfriend just said “you’re a beautiful creature. Sorry you’re so maligned” to a pigeon

I only listen the Quran, the mountain goats, and Kendrick Lamar

HOW MANY STOCKS DO I REALLY HAVE IN STOCK

Oh I can’t wait for the post tomorrow I got some fun little sticker books for the 4yo and a hand held sewing machine for my 11yo (I’m going to teach them how to patch seams)

buy your favourite man some pretty flowers from lidl today

Anyway I do like the uptick in men calling other men out when they start being weird or overly familiar in the comments let’s keep up that energy!!! Thank you, good fellas!! 💐💐💐

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I hate when you arise from your slumber and aren't allowed carry over the money you won in your dream, because of woke.

I’m averaging 10 new followers a day which I know isn’t a lot but it’s when men start forming parasocial relationships with me. That makes me feel scared and sad so then I stop being happy and outgoing because men start getting weird.

Imagine being like “oh what a positive person this should be a lovely account to distract from the horrors” You fools!!! YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS!! I GOT A LIST OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS I WANT TO RAW ME BY THE DUMPSTER BEHIND WAFFLE HOUSE! I WANT JK SIMMONS AS TERENCE FLETCHER IN WHIPLASH (2014) TO

if only there was some kind of beefed up santa claus to bring me to a bubble bath and give me a good scrub