this dumb idiot is back and she just ran out and looked at her web while i was stopped in traffic and i think this is the first time i've ever seen a spider look pissed off
every single night some dumbfuck spider builds a web on my side mirror and every day i drive to work and destroy her web and ruin her day. STOP BUILDING IT THERE
one of the most jarring things about moving from Texas to CA and later MA is the size of the local corvids. Texas has grackles, which are fairly small. the ones in CA and MA are... not
they took headshots at work to use for outlook etc and when i showed mine to my husband i thought he would die laughing. he just kept saying "cemetery Barbie"
