cait: my husband has a nearly encyclopedic knowledge of celebrities because he has a great memory of everything he's ever heard about anyone. which does occasionally include which ones famously had a big dick. funniest man alive

my husband has a nearly encyclopedic knowledge of celebrities because he has a great memory of everything he's ever heard about anyone. which does occasionally include which ones famously had a big dick. funniest man alive

he'll be like "yeah the rumor is Dave Bautista has a hammer, that's why they call him Big Dave haha" 😳

Callback to Dr. Horrible!

Captain Hammer, Corporate Tool

This is Willem Dafoe erasure

Mr Bautista!! 😳😳😳

Milton Berle allegedly had a few similar nicknames.

Bautista bomb making a lot more sense now...

I have shit for memory but somehow the fact that Willem Dafoe’s hog had to be stunt-penised because Lars von Trier thought it was confusingly large, lives eternally nestled in the folds of my brain.

absolutely hilarious

I love this story too! He was like it's so big people will think it's significant to the story somehow.

Willem Dafoe's donkey hammer is so massive it breaks suspension of disbelief. That's a bit of trivia I will have forever now.

Does he have any theories about Peter Cetera? I was thinking that his "rise" to fame in the 80s coinciding with Huey's may have something to do with prowess (and being in Chicago, of course). I hate all those songs, but I can sing every word.

What goss does he have for Colin Farrell

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