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Ace they/them. #1 Ea-nasir hater. I should
probably put more in this but

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there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch

[adopting an accent and talking slowly when speaking to anyone from the South] Fuck it, we drawl

[deciding to leave port in a storm as a fisherman] Fuck it, we trawl

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good morning

Drop a game you loved as a kid. This one was wild because it had a bunch of different minigames on it, but far and away my favorite was Tank.

Drop a game you loved as a kid. It felt so ahead of its time

The vibes are real fucked today

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I have shit for memory but somehow the fact that Willem Dafoe’s hog had to be stunt-penised because Lars von Trier thought it was confusingly large, lives eternally nestled in the folds of my brain.

Paddington the Psychopomp

What the actual cuntfucking twatbaggery is this pisswanking steaming piece of saccharin sycophantic shitbastard bollocks? Which moronic fuckstain-arsetwat even conceived this, let alone created it? Get it to the bottom of the coldest deepest sea, along with every mothercunting faceFUCK who liked it.

Ugh just woke up in that half-awake-half-asleep state to somebody knocking on my bedroom door. I live alone. If you need me I’ll be awake forever

This thing looks like if you smacked it, it would sound like spring door stopper

I am ashamed to tell you that this is a thing and it's worse than you can imagine

Rewatching the expanse, and the ep where the Martian delegation lands on Earth to talk with the UN Imagine being the guy credited as “the puking diplomat” No shade, the dude sold it

It’s 700 years in the future. After a mass extinction event, humans are reduced to tribal, pre-industrial societies. Some echoes of the past remain, including an annual event wherein a selected tribesperson is cooked in a fire, after which their flesh is consumed with sugarcane.

Feeling like the poptart that was elated to be picked apart and consumed

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this y'all?

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what if he had to survive 100 years and also didn't win any money

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i have been waiting for this moment my entire life

I kind of want to know whatever happened to that giant baby from a few years back

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New short story about blood and guts in a Denny's bathroom www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/11/07/b...

Bloodlustwww.otherstrangeness.com I used to know this guy who had this fantasy of being pissed on.

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Having now had a chance to take a look at the likely culprit, assuming a repetition of the previous incident, all I can say is You Completely Irresponsible Fucks. I am having flashbacks to yelling at Naomi Wu for irresponsible deployment of germicidal UV designs in 2020.

www.assets.lighting.philips.com

Movie night: Constantine continues to rule, and the original Buffy movie has held up surprisingly well.

Now THIS is the high caliber perversion that I want out of my social media

Objectively the most insane thing I've ever read lmao

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Thanks to the internet I don't need to wait for the evening news to learn about recent events. I can read 2,000 posts from the most deranged people on earth and make up my own mind

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America, KOSA is extremely bad. And, worse, has bipartisan support. juliaserano.substack.com/p/kosa-a-nat...

KOSA: A Nationwide Anti-Trans/LGBTQ+ Bill in All but Namejuliaserano.substack.com And What You Can Do to Stop It

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when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy

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