Rosa: Ok where is my infodump *taps pen on clipboard*

The hottest thing a woman can do is infodump for hours straight

Ok where is my infodump *taps pen on clipboard*

ok since u asked: did you know all of the transformers are canonically transgender, in particular Arcee. she says in the comics she was “forged male” but then wanted to have a girl body so she just reformatted herself. there are also enby transformers too, it’s a surprisingly queer series.

this post is from exactly a year ago how did people find it again lmfao

like i only reskeeted this after my notifs started rumbling lol

It would be funny if there's a feed ignoring the year part of timestamps in its equality check

I reskeetrd the original post

you honor me 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

Well you had the most high quality response it's no wonder people wanted to say something about it

Okg yesss I've heard about some trans-formers stuff but idk it went this far

oh yeah they went hella far. it rocks. 🏳️‍⚧️🤖❤️

Based

thats why theyre not called cisformers

🎼 CIS FORMERS 🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE 🎵 CIS FORMERS 🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE

I made this silly thing a while ago when I came out the closet

That's just prime (rare non-sarcastic)

i regret to inform you that Megyn Kelly has already shit her pants about this very important™️ topic

megyn this was supposed to be parody

I swear to god they treat the LGBT like were some kinda fucking Whovian Cyberman like villain. Which means they figured it out! Time to quit being quiet about it. Transcontroller fire up the conversion therapizers. Enby Legions march and assimilate!, Cis Allies assume your true forms and defend!

would it surprise you to find out that the BBC censored elements of this episode when they broadcast it recently

holy primus, this is so good

I have made the “just what meets the eye” joke like a hundred times by now but this is the first time I thought of “cars you have to drive”

I’m genuinely stoked this took off like it did because it’s an incredible bit lol also my favorite thing about art/ comedy is that they’re iterative & tend to get even better the more you riff on them

Wait hold the fuck on. Would all the fictional sapient self-driving cars like Kit from Night Rider...be trans? They don't transform exactly, just have agency

*sobbing laughing*

i really needed this holy shit you deserve the matrix of leadership

Cisformers Less than you'd expect.

form into cis to my face and see what happens

Those are hot wheels

Thank you. I did ask about this.

I did not know that, but I love it, and it makes me love her more.

I like this better than the old "Jiaxus experimented on her" storyline, even though it ended with her absolutely wrecking his shit.

that storyline was a fucking mess, but they hired a queer writer to fix it irrc lol

Wow. So there's even more reasons to love the franchise I adored as a kid? Works for me!

Transformers, more than meets the eye. Cisformers, they’re just only cars.

i mean, it depends on the continuity, most of the time they don't particularly dwell on the mechanics of transformer gender. though Nightshade is from a tv show and goes by they/them so thats based

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