edward

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old people complaining about secondhand smoke are so annoying. like yeah technically youre right but 1. its not smoke its vape 2. its not my job to tell that guy to stop 3. u have like a week left on this earth why do u even care

if i ever saw a buckingham palace guard i would not try to make him laugh i would try to make him kill himself

i will never read a book. books are for nerds. thus is my solemn vow

Anti Author Aktion NOW

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the indomitable human urge to throw fireworks at passing cars

delivering to a house covered in thin blue line flags. i check the name on the receipt and its some shit like "hans rodrigues" yeah that makes sense

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the ideal woman is extremely tall and french and also sort of a greenish bluish color

i have watched the caleb pitts joe biden weezer video so many times that i accidentally memorized joe bidens home address

this is good advice. the blades will do irreversible damage

Don’t fuck your fans

july the fourth be with you

the ideal woman is extremely tall and french and also sort of a greenish bluish color

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me on 4th of july normally: death to amerikkka me on 4th of july whn a british person logs on:

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edward's 4th of july playlist: Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA John Philip Sousa - The Stars and Stripes Forever (nightcore version)

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com what the fuck dude what is wrong with you

maybe its unfair to biden that i wiew him especially unfavorably since my only frame of reference for someone that age is my grandpa who is 83 and still sharp as a atack. but its also unfair that the president of the united states still owes me $12000 so i dont really care

how long can you drive with a bad catalytic converter? its been like 3k miles since the light came on is that bad?

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on a certain level i get qanon bc if i worked in the governemnt i would 1000% hide cryptic messages in shitposts just for funsies

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i need 200 boxes of rice a roni, a hot glue gun, and a sword im going as the rice-a-ronin for halloween

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me and who

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if your main in smash ultimate is steve from mein kampf i think you should die in real life. square headed piece of shit.

either the guy got it painted or there are now 2 cybertrucks in warwick rhode island. either way its a bleak situation

wiimote deepthroat

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Pissing. Shitting. Throwing Up. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

mario & luigi "brother ship"? umm... somebody tell nintendo that incest is problematic

if i was a girl i would wear nipple pasties like this

non-newtonian cum

my dad is listening to chappell roan rn

if your main in smash ultimate is steve from mein kampf i think you should die in real life. square headed piece of shit.