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This is not a joke

Eric Adams opened this morning’s press conference by rolling a garbage bin up to the podium, placing a bag of trash in it, and saying “welcome to our trash revolution” while Empire State of Mind played in the background

Can't wait to see what exciting metropolitan improvements NYC will see in the 22nd century? Running water?!?

From the sea...

Don't be a garbage "can't." Be a garbage can!

yes it is. Just not an intentional one.

He’s so much funnier than Scott Adams, and for so many of the same reasons that the latter isn’t funny

Adams sucks but this is honestly magnificent

Love the fact that they had to tape out a little stage marking for him. The mayor of NYC can't be trusted to put a garbage bin next to his podium right on full improv. He's got to have a dedicated parking spot made for it to not fuck up.

This may be the one single good accomplishment of his admin.

Is there some event in Adam’s life that resulted in head trauma that I am unaware of?

Being a cop

I am sure that’s what made him evil, I just wonder about his level derangement.

Clearly jealous everyone's talking about how they wish they had Kathryn Garcia

In that moment, he became Mayor of New York City

Garbage..... cans? Greatest.City.in.da.world

WHAT

I dunno, I feel like I'm staring right at one.

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