Hangry Man: I swear to god they treat the LGBT like were some kinda fucking Whovian Cyberman like villain. Which means they figured it out! Time to quit being quiet about it. Transcontroller fire up the conversion therapizers. Enby Legions march and assimilate!, Cis Allies assume your true forms and defend!

The hottest thing a woman can do is infodump for hours straight

Ok where is my infodump *taps pen on clipboard*

ok since u asked: did you know all of the transformers are canonically transgender, in particular Arcee. she says in the comics she was “forged male” but then wanted to have a girl body so she just reformatted herself. there are also enby transformers too, it’s a surprisingly queer series.

thats why theyre not called cisformers

🎼 CIS FORMERS 🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE 🎵 CIS FORMERS 🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE

i regret to inform you that Megyn Kelly has already shit her pants about this very important™️ topic

I swear to god they treat the LGBT like were some kinda fucking Whovian Cyberman like villain. Which means they figured it out! Time to quit being quiet about it. Transcontroller fire up the conversion therapizers. Enby Legions march and assimilate!, Cis Allies assume your true forms and defend!

What's the most monstrous race in all of Doctor Who?? That's right The English.

I gave them the wrong warning. I should have told them to run, as fast as they can. Run and hide, because the monsters are coming - the human race

"i met an english person at a bar, took them home, and the next day all my artifacts were gone"

(my english husband passed that one on to me the other day because he found it amusing)

Why are the Pyramids in Egypt? Because they're too big to fit in the British Museum :D

this skeet doesn’t sound very cis, Hangry Man 👀

Irrelevant. Their stance against you is a stance against us all. The potential ripple effects of their stance becoming policy has the energy necessary to tear through the framework of modern society harming everything from personal and consumer freedom to healthcare to military readiness. Also duh

hangry man, consider becoming: hangry they hangry cryptid hangry enby just throwing this out there. you can reply with “plz stop poking my eggshell” at any time to opt out.

Well those don't roll off the tongue as well, and I think its funny that Hangry Man is one letter off from a brand of microwave TV dinners. Although cryptid does have a sort of appeal to it, >_> no wait that's just my inner monster-fucker talking.

have you considered *why* you might have an inner monster fucker, hangry cryptid?

Yes. The monster does not follow standard human aesthetic, morals, or ethics. The monster is not one of us. The monster is free from our social bullshit. I do not enjoy most human aesthetics, I do not think like other humans, I feel like an outsider, that monster is hot.

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