Hubris is a Coward's Word: I'd be steaming if someone suggested this as a 'solution' for something that cost 90 bucks self-destructing right after I bought it. "Just buy a new one, it's only 90k..." jesus fucking wept

I for one am glad the Cybertruck exists bc what other vehicle is out there providing nonstop hits like this

Oh well of course that makes sense that the Cybertruck run delivered 3 months ago on the vehicle launched 8 months ago was one of the bad ones unlike all the other ones which are bad in different ways

"consider buying a new one" hi I have a problem with my product it is crap if I buy a new one with more of my money is there any guarantee it will be better? no? okay, then, guess I have to buy one every few months to make sure, I am smart

I'd be steaming if someone suggested this as a 'solution' for something that cost 90 bucks self-destructing right after I bought it. "Just buy a new one, it's only 90k..." jesus fucking wept

I'm somewhat surprised he doesn't just buy a new garage

Alt text *chef's kiss*

if your garage is not a multi-million dollar stainless steel womb for your cyberbeast then you do not deserve a cyberbeast

I wouldn’t park it inside a wooden structure

Why on earth NOT????

Elxn cannot fail, he can only *be* failed

Somebody should fail him fr

Need to hook him up with Matthew Perry's ket plug lol

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