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Brain: Answer your emails.
Me: No.
Brain *cracks knuckles*: Answer your emails!
Me *grabs knife*: NO
Brain *powers up like Super Saiyan* ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED EMAILS!
Me *aims Death Star laser*: EN. OH. 3 3 114
Brain: YOU COULD'VE ANSWERED AN EMAIL IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO CRANK OUT THIS POST
Me: LOGIC MAKES ME PROCRASTINATE SO YOU LOSE FOREVER 3 3 103
If you answer an email you can go get a cold sweet confection of your choice.
Works on my brain. Sometimes I even do extra while I'm at it.
You have somehow managed to relate pretty much my last four months into 2 posts...
Thank you.
I'm still not answering my emails.
ADHD! *jazzhands*
(I also have a wee smidgen of oppositional defiance which applies to my own brain)
Maybe you should answer your emails. 1 2
But, and hear me out, what if you were rewarded with snacks? 1 4
...I definitely should eat something today 9