K.B. Spangler: Brain: YOU COULD'VE ANSWERED AN EMAIL IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO CRANK OUT THIS POST Me: LOGIC MAKES ME PROCRASTINATE SO YOU LOSE FOREVER

Brain: Answer your emails. Me: No. Brain *cracks knuckles*: Answer your emails! Me *grabs knife*: NO Brain *powers up like Super Saiyan* ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED EMAILS! Me *aims Death Star laser*: EN. OH.

Brain: YOU COULD'VE ANSWERED AN EMAIL IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO CRANK OUT THIS POST Me: LOGIC MAKES ME PROCRASTINATE SO YOU LOSE FOREVER

If you answer an email you can go get a cold sweet confection of your choice. Works on my brain. Sometimes I even do extra while I'm at it.

You have somehow managed to relate pretty much my last four months into 2 posts... Thank you. I'm still not answering my emails.

ADHD! *jazzhands* (I also have a wee smidgen of oppositional defiance which applies to my own brain)

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