Ryan Mac 🙃: If you help a billionaire kill the publication he hates, I guess you can be sure he'll help you fund your idea for a juiced olympics? www.cityam.com/paypal-found...

If you help a billionaire kill the publication he hates, I guess you can be sure he'll help you fund your idea for a juiced olympics? www.cityam.com/paypal-found...

PayPal founder Thiel and ex-Coinbase CTO invest 'doped Olympics'www.cityam.com The billionaire co-founder of PayPal Peter Thiel has invested in the drug friendly alternative to the Olympics, the Enhanced Games.

the gawker conspiracy to roided decathalon pipeline www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryan...

This Is The Man Who Helped Peter Thiel Demolish Gawkerwww.buzzfeednews.com Billionaire venture capitalist Peter Thiel did not come up with the idea to covertly fund lawsuits against Gawker Media. That credit belongs to an Oxford-educated man whom Thiel's inner circle calls �...

It was much funnier when it was just a joke: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdG...

Weekend Update: Kevin Nealon on the All-Drug Olympics - SNLwww.youtube.com Kevin Nealon reports live from the All-Drug Olympics, where weightlifter Sergei Akmudov (Phil Hartman) attempts to break a Clean & Jerk world record and pull...

You historians… you remember EVERYTHING!

It drives my wife insane

At least you still have both your arms.

SNL also had the breakfast food sponsor for those games: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxCU...

Little Chocolate Donuts - SNLwww.youtube.com Marv Albert narrates this commercial in which John Belushi attributes his athletic success as a cigarette-smoking decathlon champion to eating Little Chocola...

It is amazing how often I quote this.

Futurama had a similar comment (but concerning baseball/blernsball)

… and some sort of fish paralyzer

I still reference this. Get outta my brain!!

Today, that sketch would have gone one for 5 minutes beating to death the same joke.

That generation of SNL had the same standard sketch length as they currently do.

YESS came here to poast this

Whoops. You beat me to it.

Well since they won’t shut up about how it’s an unfair advantage I am sure they will have trans athletes, right? Right?

Ah yes, back in days gone by, when people like Dennis Miller were funny and had not yet slipped into their delusional right wing cult life.

Yes, the co-opping of LGBTQIA 🏳️‍🌈 terms in the video is pretty gross. Then again when his balls fall off from all the roids will he then ID as a woman? 🧐

I don’t know. I would probably watch if Thiel were going to rip his arms off at the shoulders.

I feel like this fundamentally misunderstands why we like to see… people… compete

Nahhh

Actually, yes

This competition will set new records for on-site cardiac emergencies.

Vince McMahon tried this with bodybuilding. It went about how you expect. Behind the Bastards podcast did a great six ep series on him. Also funny that McMahon has ties to right-wing politics (his wife served in the Trump admin among other things). en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_B...

Good grief. That'll create a horrible drug arms race to see how much the body can tolerate. They're going to have their athletes constantly getting in trouble because of increased rage, or having their hearts explode.

peter thiel continuing his streak of just being a cartoonishly evil man

The All Drug Olympics!

Weekend Update: Kevin Nealon on the All-Drug Olympics - SNLwww.youtube.com Kevin Nealon reports live from the All-Drug Olympics, where weightlifter Sergei Akmudov (Phil Hartman) attempts to break a Clean & Jerk world record and pull...

I remember that! 😹

Peter Thiel = pure evil. I have yet to see any stories of redemption that indicate otherwise. This is so on brand for him, bordering on creating superhumans/ eugenics.

If the Juiced Olympiad is *not* held in Florida, I will cry.

He's never not greasy looking

Once again, Theil has been injecting steroids directly into his brain, apparently.

Wait what 😂😂

I'd say these guys really have balls, but the 'roids make such a statement invalid.

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