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Bennett Gilbert @bennettgilbert.bsky.social · 1 mo

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.

Or a time out.

A time out with a gun

😭😭

literally this btw take note of joe walsh this was in 2017

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Kid has some anger issues.

We gotta stop having toddlers until we get to the bottom of this! *This post fortified with possibly dangerous levels of irony*

We need to see leadership from members of the toddler community

#notalltoddlers

Careful, if this gets back to the toddlersphere you're in for it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Need to see toddler fathers step up!

Now is not the right time to politicize use of deadly force by toddlers

Look, the kid has to protect his swing set from as many as 40 feral piglets.

Forget the toddler for a moment. How is this person still alive?!!?

If you knew this motherfucker you would empathize with the toddlers

I'll admit, this made me laugh! I had missed that angle to the headline.

multiple things wrong w this headline lmfao

Maybe they could build like a very low wall?

And make Waffle House pay for it!!

The United States is not a civilized country.

The infantada has begun

I know it's bad, but the first thing that popped into my head was "Nice to see they're hitting their milestones."

And thanks to the strength of police unions, he'll be off desk duty and back on patrol in a week.

all i am reading is a headline that says our children are simply more Free than the other children in the world

...hes right behind me, isnt he?

Will no one stop him?

Well, obvs someone needs to put that toddler in time-out.

and he's still on the loose?

Where is supernanny when you need her

Fucker is determined to get his nose back

The best part about this story is how it comes out every 2 years. 2015, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2023...

what are his demands

lot of people showing their misogyny by assuming the toddler is a boy 💅

All toddlers are boys.

Childfree and antinatalist for the win?

Guns don’t kill people, toddlers kill people.

kid must be a master of disguise

Only in Merica

Nope, not the Onion, and no, not the same toddler, but this is a horrific fact in the US.

Terrible twos

Somebody should do something about that toddler

Somebody stop that baby!

When will he be stopped

New saying from the right. GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, TODDLERS DO!🤦‍♂️

Maybe mistaken identity?

Are these people leaving guns on the floor or something? It’s a toddler, take a beat and put it on a high shelf

In a year they will no longer be a toddler

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