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Repeat after me: dæven døtte søppelbøtte
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In Norwegian, the term for dinner is MIDDAG, literally "midday", as it used to be eaten at noon. However, the modern workday has pushed it to anywhere from 15:00 to 20:00. This has caused immense confusion as to what people actually mean when they say ETTERMIDDAG ("afternoon").
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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Ah shit, someone let the bench get wet
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Terrifying abomination sits on his ass, scoots
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I found out I've been using a summer duvet all winter and since rectifying that I'm discovering that heaven is a place on earth and it's got a real heft to it
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Today the Irish Examiner published my piece about the hellscape of platform manipulation and spam that is the modern web. In it, I highlighted that such actions materially benefit Twitter. Now, for the first time in 14 years, I've been suspended by Twitter. For "platform manipulation and spam".
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You got a crick in your neck? A brook in your spine? An estuary in your esophagus?
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Had to paint my main guy
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Some developers make games on the flawed assumption that "fundamental game mechanics should be at least loosely related to the game's objectives and theming." MDickie is beyond such notions. Every game is a wrestling life sim. Welcome to the fucking school system kiddo
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A visitor to my sink may you have a better time outside
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Starfield: A ship lands near me. It's a civilian crew who needs Ship Parts to fix their grav drive. I don't have any, but I tell them I'll look for some. I break into their ship and steal four Ship Parts from their cargo hold. I give them one, they fix their drive and fly away.
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A sense of impending doom against which it is folly to rebel and low blood sugar feel remarkably similar
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what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
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Lots of traffic out at sea today, both a fully rigged ship and a submarine! These two appeared within twenty minutes of each other
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I make da pizza dough I leave it resting
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Imagine if Trinitarian Christianity had gone all in on integrating the Trinity into their architecture and so instead of squares and domes it was all triangles and pyramids what if the entire church was spires