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i don’t think i’ve laughed this hard in a few days ty mr freeze wasn’t a cop though! he abolished several cops as well. Good thing we live in America and have freedom about to doordash some rocket pops for fweedom Bomb pops for this bomb-ass pussy saline slurries or pure coconut water ONLY, vulva owners “a saline slurry for the vulva, m’lady?” oh thank god I saw this in time to warn my wife That's what condoms are for, wrap it first there's no problem what a terrible way to get pregnant Meanwhile, men are allowed to fuck a frosty all they like.
Sexism strikes again 😤 okay but also? triple berry frosty 😮💨 Whose vag is this warm jfc asking the important things! If it’s this hot you need to seek help this is like the female equivalent of the 4+ hour boner Brb gotta put my dick in a freezer wtf! Well then how am I supposed to keep cool??! One weird trick to stay cool this summer that experts don't want you to know about. using a vodka slushy to see what happens yeah, get a penis-shaped ice mold like a civilized person anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it & have ample lube like the founding fathers intended 🫡🫡🫡 Mirror Editor: Just, God. Find a photo with pants on. I don't know why this is taking so long, Ernie. May I simply object to the term "ice-lollies?" Oh, so you’re a fucking doctor now, Mirror? how else do we make a sourdough starter on a budget then (we as in vagooba-havers) You're as cold as ice
Cold as ice, I know (you're as cold as ice)
Yes, I know 
