Tim Quirk: You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (I, too, am in good, turkey-sized, hands)

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (I, too, am in good, turkey-sized, hands)

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (I'm in good hands)

"Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad!" "I'm on the Brute Squad." "You ARE the Brute Squad."

Sorry, he’s too busy rescuing me. And slaughtering everyone even slightly bad because vigilante justice seems to always equal the death penalty.

Last tv show I watched was an episode of Schitt’s Creek. I think I’m doomed?

At least you'll grow and develop some empathy before you die!

I think I’m in trouble..

She may mix pancakes into leather, but she'll also help me out of trouble

I think we're in good hands

Ha! I was thinking the same thing. Not good with pancakes but she’s can sure open a can of whoop ass!

Oh dear, James Holden, and Amos from the Expanse are coming to rescue me, there are gonna be a LOT of bodies...

Same! I see the seventh episode is out but I gotta do work first

Bout to watch that now. They'll save me

At least you've got a competent inventor coming to rescue you, my guy just had a series of temp jobs.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Queen Elizabeth II or Princess Margaret, circa 1959. I guess that's good; Liz or Mags can get the Royal Marines in...

You'll be fine Mongo.

... and was just getting ready for retirement; now this!

Peter Griffin.

I'll be fine, DCI Luther will find me

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (I, too, am in good, turkey-sized, hands) I feel good about this group! 😁

I think I'm in bloody good hands.

Who knew I’d be safe because the we only tv I watch is with 4yo …

A firefighter comes to rescue you, Sir. I have Paul Hollywood - the master baker!

Same but I’m concerned. If my death would give Reacher character development or propel him to sleep with a woman I’m screwed. If I’m a rando civilian I’m probably ok.

I was getting ready to post Reacher, too, and then realized that I'd been sitting in front of Classic Time Team for the past hour after I'd finished my episode of Reacher. Shit, I'm in trouble:

Good news, everyone! I last watched Futurama!! ... That is good news, right?

I'm sure the fine crew of the Cerritos (Star Trek: Lower Decks) will take good care of me!

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (I’d make him dinner afterwards)

A bunch of NHL players, coaches, refs... and about 18,000 random fans if the background characters count?

The last thing I watched was either an episode of Boruto, or an episode of Dragon Ball. Either way, I'll probably be rescued, but it will take a while.

I like my chances.

Literally the same as you Tim. Glad to say it's Reacher.

The Slow Horses.

The hosts of the Great British Bake Off are I’ll equipped to deal with this situation, but the negotiations will be with full stomachs at least.

Appropriate

Mmmm, Midsummer Murders was my last. There's a good chance I, and/or several other people I know are going to meet unpleasant ends before they find me.

This is a fortunate result. I just watched The Sopranos and I'm not so confident.

Jennifer Walters is going to punch them into next week, and then sue them for good measure. I'm liking my chances.

It'll be funny anyway

I'm screwed.

I don't watch TV. I did just very recently watch The Italian Job. so I choose to be rescued by Charlie Croker aka Sir Michael Cain. AKA Jack Carter. My kidnappers are very fucking afraid

I'm going to be just fine.

I’m in trouble. It wasn’t even a Muffin episode, and I’m pretty sure she’s the only one who could manage it.

While there will be others, the notable three are an ancient vampire mage, a perverted dragoness and an isekai protagonist. (I'm not sure which would be worse: That being enough to identify the show, or it not being enough,)

Nice, same here. My kidnappers are screwed.

I’m safe

If I get out alive it’ll be due to a certain amount of luck…

I am so screwed.

I’m in awesome hands! And my grand daughter will be leading the charge to rescue with these characters hands!

I have no idea what the last TV show I watched was, so I guess I've got no idea who's going to rescue me. (I guess there was football on at a restaurant, so maybe the two old guys who were talking about something football related with the captions off?)

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