ApocalypticaNow: There's the spirit! — Subium • Bluesky web client

There's the spirit!

Joekanda forever.

We're gonna ride Biden's withered body towards 50% lower carbon emissions by 2030! We're gonna use his decrepit hand to sign off on higher taxes on rich people and corporations! We're gonna drag his sundowning ass into the Oval Office to restore the child tax credit! LET'S GOOOOOO

A second Biden term could also potentially lead to the first female president. Nothing but upsides, folks!

If the Republicans got to have a second term with Nancy Reagan as secret president, then Dems should get a second term with Jill Biden as secret president bsky.app/profile/detr...

Honestly surprised I didn't see anyone else make this joke.

I guess if America isn't ready to elect a woman as president, at least this is one way we can get it to happen.

I've been thinking this is the case since witnessing the Clinton, Klobuchar, Warren, and Harris campaigns. First female VP had to come before first female president.

This is how NY got our first female governor and that worked out great

Odds are 50/50 at worst

He should add these statements directly into all his speeches going forward.

Would win him points with the very online left

Truly, but all people want honesty and to know what my vote will get me; however the biggest missing item is his full support of genocide--he must stepped that down.

Tired: Monkey’s Paw Wired: Biden’s Hand

Inspirational

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