GOLIKEHELLMACHINE: double negative there but my flight is about to take off, whatever

i think people should consider paying less attention to the staffers of former successful politicians who went to work in media rather than going to work for *other* successful politicians, or at least consider why those other successful politicians haven’t tried to hire them in the last 8 years

i’m just saying, maybe you should ask why none of the pod saves boys or the crooked media crew didn’t get asked to run a campaign in the last 8 years

double negative there but my flight is about to take off, whatever

James Carville and other top Democratic consultants watch your plane taxi and take off. With a smirk, he opens a briefcase, turns on a transmitter, and presses a switch. The briefcase explodes, killing all of them. You continue your flight, completely unaware of your close escape.

man you are CONSTANTLY in the air these days!!

it’s not great

Seriously, following GLHM lately makes my knees hurt from being pressed into the seat in front of me in pure sympathy pain

Fuck syntactic niceties.

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