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The Almighty Tallest

@spooknine.bsky.social

Professional dog friend
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Ugh nothing like getting an emergency call from someone in your support group at midnight right as you lay down in bed
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Yeah I'm drinking tonight. Drinking three solid quarts of apple juice.
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LOL Rishi Sunak stayed up till 4:30am to stand in a suit onstage next to a guy in a knight costume & a dude holding a ventriloquist dummy in a cowboy outfit.
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Still mad that this lady stole the name of the heroine in my modern fantasy detective novel about a goth girl who solves mysteries with a ghost animating a Victorian doll
Penny Mordaunt, who ran unsuccessfully for the Conservative leadership/prime minister, loses her seat in Portsmouth North. Labour 35% (+8) Conservative 33% (-28) Reform 20% (+20)
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Plaid Cymru, the Welsh nationalist party, is getting in on the fun, flipping Ynys Mon from Conservatives.
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For the “fuck Biden he’s not protecting LGBTQ people” please note: Biden & the Democrats are trying to help protect LGBTQ people. GOP judges are blocking them. If you decide that being angry at Biden & the Dems & not voting for them is a rational response to this, you’re helping to hurt LGBTQ folks
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Judd Hirsch in Independence Day is one of my all time favorite bit performances
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I searched the New York Times for "Trump"
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CNN fact checked whether I in fact caught walleye while wearing a specific hat more thoroughly than the NYT checked whether the “I dont vote” guy actually voted.
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incidentally I am an emergency physician and I use a walker
IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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What the absolute shit, man.
IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?
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Sorry to link to the Other Place, but this clip of Sky News' anchors being literally unable to form words when they saw the UK exit poll results is amazing.
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On this, the day of the greatest faceplant of the British Tories in over a century, let us remember this hero. May statues be erected of her. youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c?...
A Scottish Woman Reacts to the death of Margaret Thatcheryoutu.be Too bad,
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No gods either but it's fine, I can compromise.
NO KINGS. That's the bare minimum these days. NO KINGS. NO KINGS. NO KINGS.
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It's such a weird feeling to be discussing modern politics with someone and realizing they were like two years old when Bush v Gore happened. What a thoroughly weird world these kids grew up in.
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Trump: Biden has to be in bed by 8pm but I promise to America I will sleep 3 hours a night in order to fit in the amount of raping stealing and murdering we need to get done to fix this country NYT : Trump promises a robust presidential ambition
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This could all have been avoided if they had made that cabbage PM
UK, national parliament election: the Ipsos exit poll projects the governing Conservatives (CON~ECR) will fall to 131/650 seats. This would be the party’s worst result since 1906. Special results page: europeelects.eu/uk2024/ #GE2024
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Anyway congratulations to the Tories on absolutely eating shit. You've worked so hard for this
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lol. lmao even
This is the tradcath weirdo whom the @nytimes.com is publishing to tell you not to vote. You should not listen to him. Instead, you should shove his ass into a locker and burn the entire campus containing said locker to the ground. (The campus is Hillsdale)
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As our former overlords go to the polls today, a fun fact: the first time a UK government fell on a vote of no confidence was when Parliament voted to end the war with America, causing Lord North and the Cabinet to resign. It was an important milestone for British democracy, ironically enough.
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Me: well pups, how about a nice 4th of July walk in our patriotic pup gear, it's not so hot outside Pups:
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Wish the NYT would quit fucking around and just have Mencius Moldbug write a column on why feudalism was great, already l
Why I Don't Vote (OK, I Do Vote, but I Would Like to Discourage You, NY Times Reader, For Doing So For Some Reason) Via @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
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History will recall that the New York Times, that bastion of "the liberal media," on July 4, 2024 chose to give prime space on their op-ed page to a theocratic absolutist who argued that people shouldn't vote, even though he himself has voted in the last 2 elections (but nowhere is that mentioned).
When I first saw this I thought "no, that can't possibly be true." But alas, the Times did indeed choose today of all days to publish a right winger's recycled piece about how they don't vote, failing to mention that the author basically thinks absolutist theocracies are cool.
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This fucking guy voted in the last two elections voteref.com/voters/MI/vi...
How many times does Matthew Walther get to publish his essay about why he doesn't vote in a prominent outlet? Because two seems like too many bsky.app/profile/greg...
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