Matti: doesnt even know how to count change noooo lmao

anyway, my kingdom for a newspaper or magazine columnist who isn’t letting goodie proctor show them the devil.

fucking grown ass men and women with better educations and better salaries than me letting AG sulzberger point at phantoms and make them scream and cry like schoolgirls, that guy’s a fourth generation failson, he doesn’t even know how to count change

doesnt even know how to count change noooo lmao

that guy doesn’t even know how to roll socks, what the fuck are we doing letting him goodie proctor the entire goddamned fourth estate into being bigger cowards against trump than my cat is against the dishwasher

Wait a minute...aren't YOU the dishwasher!? #LIELIKEHELLMACHINE bsky.app/profile/goli...

this is not where you go, prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I., this is where i do the dishes.

ok THOSE EARS tho

listen, pans do not go in the dishwasher

I'm sorry, everybody has been throwing around accusations about random stuff and I just wanted to be included

Damn right. Everyone knows you *soak* cast iron. Duh.

I'm a reasonable man: no more than three hours, tops. Really want that dishsoap to soak into the pores.

He once wrote about his time visiting Kansas city and complained that he couldn’t find a vegetarian restaurant or one with vegetarian options.

[Dipshits] corrupt. Absolute [dipshits] corrupt absolutely.

Almost snorted scotch out my nose from that lol

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