ChocoTaco

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saving the world for the right price
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks

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first bronny gets drafted by the lakers and now the arlington renegades draft drake stoops, disgusting behavior

doing a step challenge through work and I don't know why I didn't expect there to be gunners. 95,000 steps my ASS

WNBA new media rights deal projected to be worth 2.2 billion over the next 11 years, with two additional deals providing 60 million annually. RIP to the "not profitable" bros salary cap most likely going from 1.46m to 6m at least.

lol watching Mike Portnoy complain about another drummer doing an overly long song with weird time signatures >>>>>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sE...

Mike Portnoy Learns Impossible Danny Carey Drum Partwww.youtube.com Mike Portnoy and TOOL... We know you've dreamed about it and today, it's happening.Watch as drumming legend Mike Portnoy attempts the impossible task of lear...

OH HELL YEAH BROTHER

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speaking of noted shitheads escaping death for no reason

Dave Portnoy rescued by U.S. Coast Guard off Nantucket: ‘The ocean doesn’t care how much money you got’dlvr.it Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy, a self-proclaimed boating novice, got into a hairy situation off Nantucket. His boat unexpectedly lost power while taking his mom out on the water, leaving him adrift. Portnoy tried to navigate the situation to avoid…

this reminded me that pence absolutely disappeared once he left office, silver linings etc.

ALWAYS👏ASK👏POTENTIAL👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏

my main thought for the upcoming cfb season is how long it will take media/fans to adjust to 2 losses not even coming close to blocking you from the national title game anymore

forgot egg bowl got moved to black friday, got o absolute hell

mmmmmmm, that charmin soft sched

jaylen brown is an idiot but is also a hater, the true conundrum

found a new cake day image

@stevesteverers.bsky.social COWARD

okay, yall really need to stop posting pics of this fuck, i see enough pasty white dudes already

Jeff Tedford stepping down as Fresno State HC due to health reasons. LB coach Tim Skipper will take over as interim after serving as the interim for FSU's bowl game last year. Tedford's run as Tampa Bay OC was also ended via health scare (coronary angioplasty). Shoutout to mid 2000s Cal

Centerpoint has the outages finally under 200k while Entergy is forecast to have everyone back online tonight. Can't emphasize how utterly disastrous this is for CNP's reputation. Consider that after Hurricane Ike, Rick Perry issued an order for CNP to supervise Entergy's repairs due to superiority

negative rizz

we're bringing bullying back

Topps introduces autographed broadcaster card setdlvr.it Baseball card collectors love to chase limited edition cards. Autographed cards are among the most popular, so to that end, Topps has introduced a special set for 2024 Topps Chrome. Fans can chase autographed cards from some of the biggest names in…

Jordan Addison appears to have powerful dumbfuck vibes

Fun fact: Ian McKellan originally turned down LOTR due to the shooting schedule overlapping with X-Men. Bryan Singer reorganized the shooting schedule to shoot IM scenes first to allow him to be in both

Finally watching LOTR because @rolfandersen.bsky.social is on vacation and I told him I would… I may skeet through it.

dear god yes. my nephew used to be attached to anyone in the kitchen and now you have to tell him 4 times to throw away his plate after lunch

It’s deeply tragic, as a parent, that the ages a child is willing to help and the ages a child is able to help do not overlap at all.

to whoever requested meshuggah on the jukebox: hello

in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

tired: the lads wired: los ninos

that save combo was incredible

Lena headey and Karl urban

bar talk: what is your dream 3 way, one of whom is not your preferred sex: me? Anne Hathaway, Pedro Pascal

the lads

BULLYING WORKS, THE BIG MAN IS BACK

estimated restoration time of Wednesday and I was wrong, having a date makes this worse, how the fuck is this taking 5 more days

crews finally hitting a groove, energizing 5000 homes an hour or so no better motivator than having to work on saturday

vast majority of action movies

What’s a movie that isn’t usually considered a horror movie but that absolutely is one? I’ll start with the hackest example: “Her”