Amy A: Bursting into tears as a federal agent shows me printouts of all my posts mentioning ska

Bursting into tears as a federal agent shows me printouts of all my posts mentioning ska

me yelling PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP as I slam the door in their faces

Must be a Specials agent.

"No ma'am, we didn't call you a skank, we asked if you skank regularly. We noticed Doc Martens in your hall."

You've done too much/ Much too young

"We take ska crime very seriously, Miss Ash. However, the DA might be willing to overlook some of these charges if you can give us any names in the rocksteady cartels."

"Were you a member of this two-tone army?"

*sad trombone noises*

NGL my wife and I got drunk and just decided to go to a random ska show nearby and the band was too old for that shit and I am too old for that shit too.

Then he drops three of the sheets to the ground to see what you'll say. It's a trap.

Pointing to a picture of you skanking. You burst into tears

Ska is life! Ska forever!

They have a message for you, Amy

"All right, it's TRUE! I DID have to knock on wood! 😫😫😫"

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