Eelaware

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"If you like it, it's not bad" - R. Hitchcock

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1/2 self-sabotage, 1/2 self-help

He/him. Musician playing on the East Coast, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. Leftist. #abolishthepolice #freepalestine

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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

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Just now getting word that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been sealed back inside the ceremonial grandfather clock and dropped in the sea

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Nancy Panel By Ernie Bushmiller

Sure ok Connections Puzzle #390 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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248 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns

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What a time to be alive.

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[Flips phone over, I’m not done]

What if Independence Day but in a real country that wasn't full of shit

Seriously contemplating quitting this gig. I'd lose like $3K, I'd be able to make it up I think and w savings I think I'd be ok. $30 for parking is the last straw, really.

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Then there was that one time that everyone got mad at U2 for putting a free album in their iTunes - and me, the only person in the world who was actually excited about it - had to go download and add it manually because it didn't show up in mine The day U2 lost their only friend

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On this July 4, please pause to remember that one of the colonists’ complaints in the Declaration was that the Crown was paying its judges.

Eesh 🐃 Animal #339 🪱 I figured it out in 16 guesses! 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟥🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 9 metazooa.com #metazooa

Metazooametazooa.com Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

Sensible Connections Puzzle #389 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Alternating Replacements and Son Volt songs to achieve the perfect brain balance

I got not one, but two bananas at Wawa. Would you like one?

If I ever find the motherfucker who made that game Royal Match and bought every ad on every website to promote it... (Let predictive text finish) I will post a video of the game and see how much you want it to get done in

Great article

Some thoughts on how to navigate this moment.

Take a Deep Breath and Think About What You Need to Doorganizingmythoughts.org How powerful will we choose to become as the world falls down and what will we have the potential to build?

If you're a jerk to service workers, just know how delighted they would all be to see you boiled alive for your body fat

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A thing I like about Sesame Street is that adults are positively and proactively involved in the lives even of kids they're not related to. This is cool and should be normal--being good to kids and helping them grow up should be a whole society's responsibility.

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to paraphrase shakespeare let's kill all pundits

DATING PROSPECT: "Are your legs always that white?" wtf, yes I'm a pale white dude "Hahaha just kidding, mine are too, that's why I use tanning products" 😑

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"I want to hear a man play a banjo in a way that suggests he has seen the devil"

Shit like this and the opening theme for Old Gods of Appalachia make me mad that I spent so long avoiding country music because of how bad most of the commercial stuff is. I want to hear a man play a banjo in a way that suggests he has seen the devil

Do you have to be an asshole before they let you purchase a GMC, or when you get the GMC does being an asshole come as part of the sales package Asking for the rest of us on the road

Sloppy blunder Connections Puzzle #388 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint", then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.

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Urgente: Gato

Aw they're cute when they're babies

A clumpy galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey. It is at redshift 0.73 (lookback time 6.67 billion years) with coordinates (149.62107, 1.71856). 47 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.

why is this not real

There should be a late-evening ice cream man imho. With chill music enticing you to try various desserts.

I need to write with a pen more I think I'm actually forgetting how to write anything except signing my name