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I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up." One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"
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I nearly threw a taco at a girl in a Chipotle who said, "Gravity was never mentioned in the bible! How can someone say something exists if God didn't make it!"
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HOW are there people who don't believe in GRAVITY? What do they think is happening to all of us, all of the time?! Or are we actually all floating aimlessly and the world is just a projection or simulation?
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I feel like you could have thrown the taco because one naturally throws a projectile in a downward arc, so depending on the difference between you, you would likely have missed in the absence of gravity.
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That taco cost me 3 dollars, that girl getting hit with a taco wouldn't learn a thing. I have pondered this exchange relentlessly for years as I try to go to bed. It never equals out to throwing the taco, because the idiot wouldn't get any of the reasons for *why* I threw it.
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Actually good point; what am I saying. Tacos are delicious. Never waste a taco. 🌮
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Tacos not in the bible either, tho.
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For food safety reasons you should generally keep tacos in the refrigerator or freezer, not in the Bible.
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Yeah but the nuance that girl had was the same as a cinder block.