Paul Tobin: I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up." One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"

I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up." One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"

He refers to death as "reinterpretation of deconstructed energy."

I'm not really catching what he's saying now, but I think that--the last time he astral projected--he had a cigarette in his hand and accidentally astral-projected the cigarette into his friend's head and his friend caught brain cancer and that's why he doesn't astral project anymore.

I need to leave. Like, I have work to finish, and I CANNOT STOP LISTENING if I'm here. (PS: The woman is currently talking about her telepathic experiences and how they summon "squid people" to watch her from the darkness: I'm glad these two have found each other) I'm running from the truth, now.

I ran. Forgive me.

Now I'm home and away from the Awakened Mind Guy, but I wanted to add that--as I was leaving--he was talking about his 100% effective method of curing all racism: Just stop thinking about it.

You say you’re away but if you keep thinking about him it’ll act as a psychic beacon the next time he astral projects and he’ll show up in your living room

Wait, you overheard Chief Justice John Roberts at a cafe?! Talk about burying the lede.

Incredible. I mean where’s the lie?!

too much DMT holy shit

How could you? My ears would have been swiveling like satellite dishes

The fact the she's also batshit is a weirdly wholesome twist to this saga...

I was worried she was being held hostage by his lunacy but it seems she's a willing participant and that does have me relieved, but then also worried for other reasons

Oh, we, as a species, should definitely be worried about those two. But still, I'm glad that they at least found each other.

How do cafe employees get any work done with madness like that happening in front of them? I don't think I could focus on anything else but that conversation!

as a former barista: hiding behind the espresso machine texting their friends like “omg you guys it’s happening again”

God dammit I knew those tentacled fucks were seeing other people!

Oh this is just ketamine

I hope it keeps him from showing up in my inbox. I'm overdue for a weirdly aggressive fringe science weirdo manifesto.

Get up and get out that is so wild.

Can you imagine their children? 😱

...question. Does one -want- so summon squid people to watch one from the darkness? If so, why? Many unpleasant speculations arise

eHarmony: "Find someone who gets you. 18 and up can join." First result, one of these two. *deletes app and throws phone in barrel of acid*

Ashley Madison. "I love my wife but oh you squid."

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gotta pay extra for coverage of Astral Incidents

it's a real PITA to get your card to go through on the astral plane, lemme tell you

hate when i poorly manifest my physically carried objects during a projection, the energy needs are so volatile got a rake stuck in a tree once but never gave anybody brain cancer tho

Makes sense

Oh yep. Okay dude is just fried

Good enough reason as any, I suppose, to stop your astral projection 😁

It's ALL projection with these astrals

Just can’t get enough

Seems plausible. No notes.

...I hate when that happens. Yeah, this is gold.

That's not even how astral projection works!

It's like watching the birth of scientology

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Yeah the only reason why you'd use the word "reinterpretation" is if you were an audience of it. Type of dude to have a god complex, arrogance idk feels like he's thinking of it in such a shallow way but that looks consistent lol

walk past his table pass him a note FEDS LISTENING NOT SAFE see what happens

Oh I do that to everyone.

let's go play "Spies at the Airport"

Don't even name Feds. "They" is way more ominous.

holy shit

I AM TRANSFIXED.

like he believes that COLLECTIVE BELIEF dictates the literal rules of reality

Yes. But only the collective belief of awakened minds. (take a guess if HE'S one)

Ok but what is her face doing?? Like… is she keeping it together or visibly about to lose it?

She's eating PART of it up.

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