Janette Moser

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Unattractive and weird. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Dirtbag coastal elite. 🚒🚑

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DURAN TO RIGHT! DURAN TO RIGHT!

And that’s a Taters hit!

Guys, something has happened in the time space continuum. Yankees fans are going hard in the paint defending Gunnar Henderson over on the other place.

Alec go Boom

Why are they trying to talk to Skubal WHILE he’s pitching?

Orioles pitcher first inning. Orioles incoming pitcher second inning.

Baltimore O well represented at the ASG national anthem.

They released video footage of Jarren Duran on the mechanical bull and it wasn’t behind an age verification wall or anything.

Wally tearing up the red carpet.

Ok, Taters.

2027 is the 35th anniversary of Camden Yards 👀

Ok, Taters.

The only place near me who has the limited edition summer Polar flavors is BJ’s but I didn’t want to pay $55 for a membership. Turns out if you’re a state certified firefighter it’s only $25.

I’m glad they have Marcello Hernandez introducing the guys for the home run derby so no one butchers their names.

Kevin Brown, Broadcasting All Star?

I love all the people saying they won’t go to the cape anymore because of the sharks. g o o d

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This whole excerpt tells you multitudes about our current political moment.

We got our own Davis Schneider.

JD Vance. It’d be hilarious if he weren’t going to be the next actual VP. What a joke we are.

Time to go try on the ole red white and blue whale shorts to see if they still fit because the Red Sox series is only getting closer and I have to have my little outfits.

The Brady Anderson mural from the old PawSox stadium is up for auction and I want it so bad.

It’s always disappointing when I’m following someone who has interesting non-political content and then they loudly and obnoxiously out themselves as a rabid Trump supporter while calling everyone left of center psychotic. Cool cool cool.

Guys, we got another one.

Shark destroyed.

Did I buy Brody an assortment of toys all with squeakers because I am a fucking menace? Yes. Yes I did.

Exactly the kinda thing a guilty state *would* say. Put them all in jail. Whole state. Shouldn’t need more than two tree cells.

Fuck yea

3.5 games behind the Yanks. We’re comin for you.

I say again.

Clay Holmes over Craig Kimbrel and Kenley Jansen is criminal.

Verdugo is a double agent sent by the Red Sox to destroy the Yankees from the inside. You can’t convince me otherwise.

Haven’t seen that Ceddy since the Twins walk off.

Well at least the Red Sox are winning