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@briansmith.pro

Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University.
Kentucky Colonel. He/they. #bbn

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I'm always reticent to post stuff like this, but my wife is a teacher as well, so if you're in the habit of helping with Amazon lists, she has one too. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazonwww.amazon.com
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If you’re not cheering for the National League you should be ashamed
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Between this and the Equinox EV I just saw a commercial for, I really want an electric Chevy now
New whip. What’s a gas station?
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God, how good did Ichiro look in his road grays there compared to the nonsense these teams are wearing?
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And the ground beef for tacos is expired. Fuck me running.
I am tired, my head hurts and I cannot locate the “sim to end” button for today.
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I am tired, my head hurts and I cannot locate the “sim to end” button for today.
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Melania not showing up at the RNC just fits with the big “divorced guy” energy their whole campaign has
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He died early this morning. Waiting on arrangements but I assume I’ll be on the road in the morning.
GODDAMMIT. Just talked to my sister, and Mom's husband has "hours." Fuck cancer. Fuck cancer so fucking hard.
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brb, changing my name to Chicago
Chicago has been getting slammed nightly the last 3 days.
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Actual sentence @dotdotexe.bsky.social just said: “He degloved a marshmallow.”
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OK, early thoughts: Outside runs appear to maybe be a little cracked if you can get the edge I’m disappointed that the crowd for Army-Navy is just the standard crowd and not cadets and midshipmen in the appropriate uniforms It plays a lot like College Football Revamped
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Chip Trayanum with three TDs, Deone Walker with five sacks and a safety, Demie Sumo-Karngbaye with a kickoff return TD, Barion Brown with a 94-yard TD… that’s the shit right there
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Did I just join EA Play for a month to get a 10-hour trial of CFB25 and a discount when I buy it? You know the answer to this question, it’s the whole point of this meme format
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JD Vance thinks Skyline is "peasant food"
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The absolute lack of passion or emotion or talent with which Elisabeth Rohm delivers "Is this because I'm a lesbian?" when she gets fired from the DA's office is fantastically entertaining
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Big "disgraced megachurch pastor admitting he has sinned in his heart" vibes
jd vance looks like the lead singer of a band called imagine elephants
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GODDAMMIT. Just talked to my sister, and Mom's husband has "hours." Fuck cancer. Fuck cancer so fucking hard.
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Thought the kid in this Law & Order episode was Flash Thompson from the new Spider-Man movies... turns out it's his older brother.
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Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of my last album, Mandatory Fun. So to celebrate, this Friday I’ll be releasing a NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO!!!
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Dinner: rigatoni with marinara, Kroger restaurant-style chicken bites and shredded mozzarella. A hit.
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Kyle is gonna ship LaJoie the first chance he gets
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That goal has been coming for a half-hour