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does anyone mind if i make fun of marine le pen a little more?

remember when joe paterno had to go sans coulotte because he pooped his coulottes on the sideline?

bringing a gift over from the old place

@jenni4iowa.bsky.social been to Epworth?

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Unless you hate America, you have to vote lefty.

there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us

Good.

Also: If you think pushing Biden to drop out is part of the plan, you're a fucking moron.

You beat the fucking shit out of them, both at the ballot box and by punching them in their stupid fucking mouths. And you keep beating the fucking shit out of them every goddamn day, even if you're tired of it.

How do we adjust to a world where major democracies have long-term viable fascist parties? It feels like we'll just be having existential election after existential election, and we have to win every time whereas they only have to win once.

I cannot possibly put into words just how much this whole thing makes me feel. I love watching right-wing pieces of shit lose. It's one of my favorite things.

me, watching nazis lose elections in france

Antifa is real, and it is my friend. Get fucked, every right-wing politician.

BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

Anyway, all conservatives and other right-wingers are pieces of shit, and it's good to see them cry.

Dear Marine Le Pen: I hope you cry for the rest of your dumb little life about immigrants and people being happy

Fuck you, Marine Le Pen. Your father was a racist piece of shit.

Marine Le Pen, finding out that the French people actually like immigrants:

Marine Le Pen, finding out that Hitler killed himself:

Can I make fun of Marine Le Pen some more? lol.

Sorry, but I don't make the rules. France is Antifa. American is Profa until we decisively beat their asses at the ballot box.

Americans are never allowed to make fun of the French again until we beat our own fascists.

lol fuck you fascists.

In France, the left coalition comes in first, Macron second, the far-right third. The best way to defeat fascism is not centrism, it’s a strong left.

The funny thing about fascists losing is that there's no level of humor that is somewhere below what the fascists actually believe. You can make fun of them for getting poked in the eye with my dong and it's not offensive.

Marine Le Pen: Ow, I accidentally got poop's dick in my eye!

Stop making fun of Marine Le Pen for crying about French right-wingers losing the election. I accidentally poked her in the eye with my dong.

TRASH SUNDAY TAKE: Generation Kill is a better war miniseries than Band of Brothers.

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The most important take-away: Eat shit, right-wingers.

JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:

Can we talk about how insane it is that Vorth Carolina has a rule that prohibits governors from serving consecutive terms? Like, I'm glad that Glen Youngkin is the fuck out of there, but it's still a weird rule.

Oh, cool, you have a song about the third comma in a list. It sounds fascinating.

I refuse to believe that there are real people who like Vampire Weekend.

*extremely YG FDT voice* fuck adam schiff

Did you hear about the problem with all the milk in Eastern Washington and Western Idaho? It's all Cour d'Alene