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lolCNN's minute-to-minute updates are cracking me up, ngl have a fuckin stroke dude. just let go. let that coronary do its thing bro we are rooting for you, brave little blood clot ischemia! ischemia! ischemia! ischemia! look, if that's the way he wants to wriggle out of it this time... ::plays Mad World on sad piano:: Did he die? Because that would be okay. He needs to shit himself first That'll happen either way. Wow, looks like Donald Trump just lost one vote in Florida (his own). My family is celebrating as if they won the lottery
they were screaming in the living room only a matter of time before a blood clot makes its way to his brain Maybe it was a cyanide capsule. What could he be thinking?
Hopefully it's, "This doesn't happen to me. This just doesn't happen to ME!!!!!!!" Is he doing a Mitch McConnell? Death by overwhelming cognitive dissonance. I hope there is a celebration outside the courthouse. 🥳 
