bridget epitropakis

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stratocumulus ass clouds

no nothing good starts in a getaway car

i think i’ve seen this film before

just found out the youtube channel i stream every eras tour show (@taylorswifthockeybro) has been sending gross things to 13-year-old girls. THIRTEEN. You can read the full thread on @cloverbloom_ twitter account.

me explaining depression to my grandma who lived through the holocaust

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pixelated because i’m not ready to show foot on main but you can tell by the colours that the toes are definitely broken

happy one year anniversary to my first eras tour shows in denver. Only 122 days until the canada stops and then i’ll be able to afford to eat again

bout to assassinate this burrito in the tub

just sign the paperwork now babe

cybertruck of the sea

[threateningly] i’m gonna turn you into soup

it’s not on the NYT 100 nor does it wish to be

the ominous signs of standup comedy

evil blonde lady is singing right where you left me in zurich on guitar and mashed it up with all you had to do was stay. then she walked over to the piano and said “happy july 9th to those who celebrate” (ominous) and played last kiss and sad beautiful tragic. This is my villain origin story

the bermuda triangle of canada

came out the tin perfectly but i got cocky and insisted we put it on the rainbow fish plate and that’s when it broke. Still. A cáke

it’s 4am. I have a cake in the oven. still on mushrooms from yesterday. whãt could go wrong

no thoughts just lake

how your email finds me

i’m just a girl standing in front of a rooftop bar asking it to love me

behold. a perfect moussaka

losing my mind at this security dog at the eras tour wearing friendship bracelets. all dogs should have friendship bracelets (except drug dogs until they retire)

me after hearing “and the tennis court was covered up with some tent-like thing” on a grainy ass livestream

not weeping in a party bathroom, some actress asking me what happened, you, that’s what happened, you

the most monstrous woman isn’t a murderer or a rapist - she’s unmarried and childless at 34

determined to make it through the evening without a single thought

and still wearing masks at concerts!