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standup comedian
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Worms & Snakes @worms-and-snakes.bsky.social · 3 days
Hello America. I'm so scared to be here
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 36 min
i don’t want a job i want this
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 1 yr
i’ve seen the greatest minds of our generation ruined by improv comedy
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · a day
enjoying being online
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 5 hr
when you’re at a swim-up bar and don’t get out for two hours, but i’ve seen you have 5 drinks, i know what you’re up to. Use a bathroom
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 5 hr
there’s an old testament quantity of birds circling the sky but i’m sure it’s unrelated
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Jake from state harm @musicfan198736.bsky.social · 7 hr
I need a shock to my brain I think lol
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 7 hr
four out of 5 dentists say you have the morals of an ally cat
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 7 hr
nah elon did that on purpose
Avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social · 11 hr
I for one am glad the Cybertruck exists bc what other vehicle is out there providing nonstop hits like this
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 20 hr
Sorry for being annoying as hell, you guys
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 15 days
lol kelce had a good time at the eras tour in london
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 8 hr
I happen to enjoy reading the books of men I’ve dated
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 8 hr
ozempic might make you go blind but hey! at least you’ll finally accept how you look
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 15 days
sorry to any americans i offended with my last post about the heatwave that was substantiated by a fact that heart disease is the #1 cause of death in the United States. I wish you all a very happy remember to hydrate
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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 11 days
THE NEXT 10 DAYS (CAN GET FUCKED): 93° 91° 90° 83° 93° 93° 91° 88° 90° 93°
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 9 hr
my iphone keeps auto-changing “prostitute” into “prostate” without a care in the world for the repercussions :)
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 12 hr
no thoughts just lake
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 10 mo
even if we’ve been married for 25 years you’re always gonna be just some random dude
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
very high chance taylor swift will perform mary’s song (oh my my my) as a surprise song tonight to palate cleanse yesterday’s sex songs. Also it’s 1yr since travis kelce (87) came to her (89) show
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
TL;DR the bible
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
sorry i only do farm-to-table ketamine
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
FUCK YEAH NEW MOON TONIGHT LETS GET WEIRD
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
oh to be a swiftie in amsterdam right now high on edibles and screaming the very first bridge of the evening
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 18 days
you ever listen to someone tell a story and think man i’m glad i don’t know you
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
how your email finds me
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
i’m just a girl standing in front of a rooftop bar asking it to love me
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · a day
Y’all were having sex with men for other reasons?
Avatar MacJawny @macjawny.bsky.social · a day
Well. Hmmm. Just well.
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 2 days
behold. a perfect moussaka
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bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social · 2 days
holding myself hostage until i finish the books i bought without waiting long enough to recover from seeing the film
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badly-drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 4 days
I've been sitting in the garden for the last half hour, in gorgeous sunshine, right by my big border of lavender. I haven't seen a single bee. Not one. We're so fucked.