bridget epitropakis

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bridget epitropakis

@bepitropakis.bsky.social

standup comedian
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When, as a writer, I say the paper speaks to me
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Hope you get a refund! Didn’t read anything in the article about refunds. Or they’ll hold onto the funds until the new date
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wow i’ve been in toronto for months and should have probably known this reference sooner
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the same AI that made the car break :(
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no nothing good starts in a getaway car
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i think i’ve seen this film before
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I was gonna say it might be the PTSD … or maybe he can’t use tanning beds while recovering from an injury..
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the great thing about the internet is that there’s always ppl who are awake. they’re not your friends, but they’re awake.
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He didn't change his mind on Trump; he changed his mind on Hitler.
JD Vance said Trump would be America's Hitler back in 2016. He's obviously changed his mind. I wonder what did it? Was it the storming of the US Capitol to try to stay in power? Was it the detention camps at which children were separated from their parents? Was it his criticism of "globalists?"
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jealous of hermit crabs because they never have to leave their house or pay taxes
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idk how to explain this but i strongly feel that JD Vance is related to the Hamburglar
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you have no idea how many times my nieces, who aren’t even in the same country, have got me out of social events
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just found out the youtube channel i stream every eras tour show (@taylorswifthockeybro) has been sending gross things to 13-year-old girls. THIRTEEN. You can read the full thread on @cloverbloom_ twitter account.
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epiphany is more biblically accurate. It’s literally about WW1 and the pandemic
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me explaining depression to my grandma who lived through the holocaust
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oh no i’m past my prime childbearing years and now i can do all the ketamine i want
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do the giraffes know how much we pay to visit them at the zoo
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Just finished this exceptional book by Sarah Krasnostein, about sincere adherents to fringe beliefs (ufos, the paranormal, Noah’s ark as literal truth) but so much more. Terrific.
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Epiphany has some literal references because her grandfather served in the war. Otherwise, The Great War
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My spicy hot take is that the dismissal of Taylor Swift as an artist is akin to the sneering at Pumpkin Spice Lattes and comes from the same misogynistic assumption that the desires and concerns of girls and young women are trivial, banal, and not substantive enough to merit serious consideration.