Alejandra Caraballo: Why is he built like cybertruck?

Why is he built like cybertruck?

this Kenneth Dredd (of Threads) meme really captures the horrifying reality here in a way that takes it beyond mere body shaming

Oh this is horrifying

He just announced his 12th (known) child.

I continue to be convinced that he will have filled the sperm banks in any poorly regulated nation he can find.

Big unnaturals on that one

big Despair energy

dude looks short

Somebody on twitter pointed out that this is what happens when you shoot roids but then don't actually work out I don't know how this is drug related but I can just sense it is

Huh interesting 🤔

The amount of drugs he is on is crazy and they need to kill him already

The way how it's completely fine for him to be out of his face on every drug because he is rich, but if some kid has weed or a couple of pills in an area where its illegal they get the book thrown at them

*Ahem* "Tesla's Code of Business Conduct and Ethics states that employees should report to work free from the influence of illegal drugs or alcohol. "The use of illegal drugs in the workplace will not be tolerated," according to the policy." www.shrm.org/topics-tools...

Did Elon Musk Violate Tesla's Drug Policy?www.shrm.org Tesla CEO Elon Musk appeared to smoke weed and drink whiskey on a recent podcast hosted in California. Did his conduct violate company policy?

Less Bias died from far less.

I’ve heard that Jeff Bezos has had ear growth indicative of using HGH. It seems that they are all on a cocktail of drugs to delay aging.

Yeah, this is roid belly by all my experience. Rogan has it too. Working out would help, but this is just straight-up overuse.

We owe Rob an apology I guess

Let's not get crazy now

It's two of his many neglected kids NCC-1701D and OU-812. He paid one horse each for their conception.

Look at his feet He's got custom heelies like Agolf Twitler & DeScamtis wear out and around because he's a toddler with ego problems

OMFG. I had to go look at the video to check as he totally is on huge f'n heels! And guess who else does that to himself out of childhood induced inferiority complex?

It is possible that custom shoes are for chronic back pain. He has had surgery for that iirc.

Just be how tall you are.

Why do the biggest losers on the planet feel the need to attack human civilization so viciously instead of, I dunno, just watching porn all day and leaving us alone?

someone on twitter said he looks like he was drawn by Liefeld and i can't unsee that xD

Getting posture lessons from the same guy Trump goes to

Is he maybe wearing a girdle?

Lol could be. My first thought was maybe he wears some kind of ballistic vest in public, but there's nothing on his upper torso. He's just got a weird shape too - remember those pictures in swimming trunks?

I do remember those pics. All too well. 😭💀

Didn't want to repost, once is too much

I just finished Dead Rising 3 this weekend and this reminded me of the psychopath bosses.

Wonder if he can serve briefly as a boat.

White supremacy bod

They probably both wear diapers.

i think i figured it out. it’s palumboism, a side effect of HGH abuse www.gilmorehealth.com/palumboism-a...

Palumboism AKA HGH Gut: A Potentially Fatal Side-Effect Of Human Growth Hormone - Gilmore Health Newswww.gilmorehealth.com Palumboism is a rare but serious condition affecting athletes and bodybuilders who abuse Human Growth Hormone(HGH) beyond the recommended dose.

Cybertrucks would probably be less ugly if they were a bit more rounded. :P

I dunno. These pictures kinda disproves that theory.

He's like a giant, evil Warwick Davis.

Thank you. I was scrolling down hoping someone else made this comparison.

The only kid he can relate to

Looks like he ate one of the other ones.

I think it’s what happens when you’re taking steroids but not lifting nearly enough

It's like he has a serious, untreated hernia

He is a serious, untreated hernia.

Or is the cybertruck built like him?

I flashed to Ralph Kramden.

Taking standing lessons from Trump

Uh his plugs look like absolute shit as well. He and Trump have the same body.

I will never understand how the ungodly wealthy allow themselves to look like shit. Like with age, sure, it happens, but good lord, pay someone to make you do crunches. Fix your goddamn scalp.

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