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when I think "people who are easily intimidated by someone trying to act all big on the internet", me, @kenwhite.bsky.social, and @anildash.com are absolutely three of the first names to come to mind
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Wait is that dude complaining about Anil Dash, too, someone else forged in the fires of LiveJournal?
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Yes. Apparently Anil is a “Libel-spouting monster” for calling him a scumbag. (Which, as an opinion, cannot be libel).
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Also I have receipts
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lol, seriously? I wasn’t doing that, but if I did… it would be satire
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Also you were apparently friends with Henry Kissinger
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… for me to poop on
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for a sec i thought u meant u pooped on kissinger. talk abt a true triumph!
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And soon, we will all be one distracted security guard away from being able to poop on Kissinger!
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This is one of those rare social media posts that is *even better* without the context.
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In the afterlife, a ghost asks Kissinger, "do you have mustard?" Kissinger answers, "no, just poop-on." Not very good; I'll work on it.
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If Ed is going to resurface then we should also get another Spoon album.
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he never gets tired of doing loser shit
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I thought I left this dude behind when I left the literary world but, no, here he is again, 13 years later, the internet’s plantar wart.
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Is this really how we’re starting 2024?
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I mean, he went off to Mastodon where no one will ever have to see his posts again, so no
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Alas Gawker archives are wiped but the receipts were published there in detail gawker.com/the-threaten...
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