Jennifer Rose

@jenni4iowa.bsky.social

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I aspire to be basic, except for the pumpkin spice.

If you're not scared shitless, you're not paying attention.

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Update: With the exception of a skybox at the top of the Arizona Republic's front page, Gannett-owned papers had absolutely NOTHING on what happened Saturday evening. The Lee papers, VERY few of which print Sundays, ran a big centerpiece across nearly all of its papers with minor variances.

Today we find out precisely which newspapers are putting their Sunday print editions to bed before 6 PM Eastern.

I am proofing a caption that has five typos, including "tokes" for "takes" and "possession" for "position." 🫣

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3) if I could have a cis female body, I would go for it in a heartbeat. Yeah, I'd have to start worrying about uterus issues, but there's be so much less psychological bullshit to deal with.

Why is this not a streaming service yet?

My therapist tried to show me how bad paying attention to my former employer is by role-playing someone "rubbing it in the face" of my "inner child." "LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT IT! YOU COULDN'T DO WHAT THEY DID!" Me: That's not worse than what Mom did to me or I do to myself. I think it backfired.

The Washington Post let "woah" get into a longform story and I am feeling very stabby.

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If tech billionaires are so worried about falling birth rates (🙄) they need to fund biotech so trans girls can get pregnant.

update: it burst overnight ow ow ow ow ow ow

Me: I'm going to double my walking time every day until this weight comes off. Blister the size and shape of New Jersey: lol get rekt

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Girl, you have no idea

"Correction: The parents of Maycnn Holub, age 5, operate Garden Oasis Farms. Her last name was misspelled Sunday." The LAST name was the problem? Parents, I beg you, please DO NOT do this shit. I guess it's pronounced "Mason". But you have doomed your child to a life of having to explain her name.

I found a wedding gift for @ericseeds.bsky.social and his future family

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First autopay with my new rent cost went through. The system is now charging a "technology fee." That means instead of a 4.02% increase, it's a 4.33% increase. Maybe I'll go back to writing checks on principle.

I stepped on a scale for the first time after vacation. That was a mistake. ☹️😞

Obligatory.

Monty Python’s Election Night Specialwww.youtube.com In honour of the US presidential election 2020, here’s a gem from Episode 19 of “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”, first broadcast on 3 November 1970 and featur...

Iowa's governor: No, the children really do yearn for the mines. "What to most Iowans looks like a sensible option for kids is being treated as a sinister plot to force children back into the sweatshops, mines and factories of the late 1800s."

Kim Reynolds: Feds should use common sense. A job is a good thing for a kid.www.desmoinesregister.com Opinion: The Labor Department and the Register should relax and realize Iowa's sensible rules are good for kids, Kim Reynolds writes in an open letter

“Thank you sir.” Streak over at 3 instances, 0 consecutive days.

Yesterday I got two ma'ams and a "the gal behind you". That makes for the most consecutive times in a while, and only day I haven't been misgendered at least once this vacation.

Me attempting to give more than a cursory look to Bluesky after nine days

Yesterday I got two ma'ams and a "the gal behind you". That makes for the most consecutive times in a while, and only day I haven't been misgendered at least once this vacation.

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Good Lord, Associated Press, do you have the D team working weekends?

Why is it that the higher end the hotel the worse the breakfast and WiFi connections?

Good afternoon @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social

Ever feel exhausted by swiping through dating apps? You might be experiencing burnoutapnews.com Plenty of happy couples can trace their meet-cute moment to an online dating app. But many others find the never-ending process of likes, swipes, taps and awkward DMs that go nowhere to be exhausting.

Jim Davis is from Muncie of course, but this might be the only time a location appears in the series (aside from having four seasons and WBOR indicating east of the Mississippi River).

I know I have the palate of a child. But I’m tired of the food options at these conventions being some fancy chicken dish, a wrap with stuff I don’t eat, or vegetarian, and then watching salads I don’t touch become food waste. I just want a ham sandwich on the road and hot beef for supper.

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If elected, I will ban all soccer teams in the US from using names that are not plural nouns or junk like “FC” or “SC” or “United.”

FUCKING SIR’D WITH MY HAIR DOWN I hate everything.

Why are conference rooms always [expletive deleted] FREEZING?!?