🌈Leah, Smut Collector

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Local youth enjoyed pride

Help my tiny tiny baby who was just born last week is graduating today

It is extremely funny to me that i just got these two things in the same Amazon package.

Tfw you're clergy but the bullshit is getting to you

Absolutely wild spelling situation on this sign by Midway. How many layers of approval happened here? Is this guerrilla planning where someone just made this?

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What does 10lb6oz look like inside a 5'2 person? Well I'm glad you asked.

Our 15yo (as of today! 🎉) hears everything that goes on in the house and silently makes memes about it and sends them to the family chat

Lola thinks she's human and doesn't understand what is taking so long for dinner

Get a Malinois they said. They're the smartest dog they said

The new Justified has a minor Belgian Malinois based plot line in the first ep and it's really funny when the cops are like "this animal will murder you and everyone you love" and i look at mine and she's lightly snoring while curled up like a croissant

No it's ok Lola i definitely prefer your giant ear over seeing Paul Newman's face

Finally removing my battered privacy shield from my phone. Cross your fingers that no one reads smut over my shoulder before i get the new one

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Beans (or Stephen)

Lola driving

14yo made vegetarian chili tonight and it's Delicious but i also went "it's really hot, don't just shove it in there" and 3 of the 4 other people at the table went "that's what she said"

Tfw the fruit fly situation is still unresolved

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Update: after two power of attorney visits i was finally able to get 3 sips of coffee in my sad face

Oh thank goodness, i don't have to give back my m.div degree

Okay, Bluesky, do you know more about religion than the average American? Take the 15-question quiz here and let us know your score www.pewresearch.org/quiz/u-s-rel...

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Tfw you're bisexual and Amazon is a little confused but they've got the spirit

Can someone check on the southern hemisphere, at some point we need some agreement on how they're using English

Ah yes, the 3 genders

This is going to be a very funny therapy session

Last saved celeb is your therapist

14yo walked outside and was like "who turned down the render distance"

This is the most accurate description of trying to clean while having adhd I've ever read (From the book Boyfriend Material)

Me: *staring suspiciously at Lola*

Lola: "whut"

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Shanny

Guys, c'mon lol

Ah yes the 6 genders

Chilling in Englewood waiting for a Theater Kid™ to get out of rehearsal and as you can see it's very scary. One group of teens was yelling about hairstyles. Another teenager sneezed so loudly walking past my car that i jumped. Ominous.

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Here's them if you're ever interested (Author is tal bauer, Kindle makes it hard to take a pic of covers)

The Statue of Liberty did not die for this