🌈Leah, Smut Collector

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everybody’s mom

😂😭😂

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kate

Adam West was both the most beautiful Bruce Wayne and the most ridiculous looking Batman, I don't know that there's ever been a greater hotness disparity in one batman

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48 hour 'were you blasted off your ass when you ordered this' cooling off period requiring you to confirm order

Every online store should have a button like this.

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This is also a nice reminder that when conservatives say, "Judeo-Christian" they mean "Christian," because you know nobody at Project 2025, including the person who wrote "Judeo-Christian" below, means anything but Sunday when they talk about deciding what people can & should do on the Sabbath.

Tired: Project 2025 wants to bring back the Sabbath. Wired: Project 2025 will ban Sunday sportsball games and forget about getting beer.

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Kourtney

Truly the most upsetting

MODS PLEASE

Right? Plus she had my first name. What a bad ep

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Annika Barranti Klein

It's so embarrassing

Oh no I'm having feelings and they're not pleasant ones. Someone put a stop to this immediately

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Joe Yerdon

She moves slow but she's skilled

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Nolan Void

She's seen it before

OH in nursing home "Mary I am not going to give you a packet of sugar." Mary: (Mumbling) "Mary no one is dying today." Mary (skeptical noises)

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I get this joke! wow

HAHAHAHAHA NAILED IT

It's supertext lol

st. clueless, of the vhs

Too much ethics and morals, not enough "let's just try it out"

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Forcing John Roberts into a recursive contradiction that tears reality apart by asking him if a Jan. 6 participant could sleep outside the Capitol the night before

This was always what set Barclay apart, they were all doing it but not with their coworkers

like YES i’m doing freaky sex shit on the holodeck but not with real people i know. come on now

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I just moaned

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✌️⚾ what a legend

For those who celebrate:

47 years ago today: Dock Ellis' acid no-hitterwww.si.com Turn on, tune in, drop out and no-hit the Padres.

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nadia comanachos

Hahahahaha no this is very very funny

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Look, I'm not a highly paid consultant so I could be wrong, but I think that probably I am not the only person who has left the store dozens of times without the product I intended to buy because it was locked up and no one responded when I pressed the button

Walgreens will close a “significant portion” of its 8,600 U.S. locations over the next three years as it struggles to keep up with a rapidly evolving retail pharmacy industry, the company announced Thursday.

Walgreens to shutter many stores as profits tumblewapo.st The retail pharmacy giant expects to close a “significant portion” of its 8,600 U.S. locations over the next three years.

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Bread and Rosenstock

What if we paid good people big money No no you're right, I'm getting a little too out there

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Bread and Rosenstock

This is a good point but I would like maybe a 3rd of one just to test it out

I wish I were a dumbass in a way that paid big money. Instead I'm an extremely competent person in healthcare who gets paid small money.

"I have the incompetence necessary to effortlessly transition into a role at any company that yields a seven-figure income."

CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salarywww.theonion.com NEW YORK—Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumba...

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From now on I’ll call it the Julius Rosenwald Museum of Science & Industry. Rosenwald didn’t want his name on the museum but he gave what’s today $200 million vs. Kenneth C. Griffin’s $125 million. Also, the guy was so cool his former mansion was torn down in Highland Park to become a public park.

Look how they massacred my boy

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Demolition in Detroit is completely out of control. They decided to tear this down AFTER THEY SAW THE GOFUNDME TO REPAIR IT. And Dabls FOUND OUT THE PLANNED DEMOLITION FROM A REPORTER. He had talked to the City earlier in the day and they didn’t tell him. www.metrotimes.com/arts/detroit...

Detroit orders emergency demolition of collapsed Dabls MBAD African Bead Museum buildingwww.metrotimes.com Owner Olayami Dabls hoped to raise $400k to repair a partially collapsed structure in the arts complex

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Conrail Twitty

Holy shit

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I have been calling them a hobo all week which they do not find funny but I have been making myself cackle every time