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@852dude.bsky.social

NUFC, Warhammer, Punk, Ska, Tattoos, Snowboarding, Scifi, Dad, hates tories. he/him.

Certified Mid.

Warhammerpilled: 2.5
NUFC pilled: 1
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Me, a dumb, servile, pathetic excuse for a human: I dunno, bringing back kings seems bad. SCOTUS, legal geniuses, paragons or mankind: lol, no.
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The fact that my problem only exists on these phone calls is driving me slowly insane. "let me look into it and we will come back to you" Never gets a response.
my traditional fortnightly call with MEGA TECH COMPANY where the current account executive has no notes from the last account executive so my problem has to be re-explained and re-forgotten. Its basically a ritual at this point.
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yes i am going through a phase. it's a banger. fight me.
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my traditional fortnightly call with MEGA TECH COMPANY where the current account executive has no notes from the last account executive so my problem has to be re-explained and re-forgotten. Its basically a ritual at this point.
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"Hon, we're leaving in 5 minutes": tired, boring, gives a sense of excess time. "Hon, we're leaving in 300 seconds": novel, creates urgency, removes preconceived notions of time.
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I made a "we are currently in the warhammer timeline" feed. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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I made a "we are currently in the warhammer timeline" feed. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Kitchen confidential: Sometimes after a finish cutting bread I’ll put the bread knife right back, whispering “shhhh. Bread’s not dirty.”
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@e1pollodiablo.bsky.social says "Captain planet is an Archfey patron with a coven of warlocks"
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Go on then. The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 1/20
And that's me done. That was fun.
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@e1pollodiablo.bsky.social says "Captain planet is an Archfey patron with a coven of warlocks"
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Anyone else watched that "man with 1000 kids" thing on netflix? We finished all the episodes last night. Fucking hell man. Gross as fuck.
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Lol @ MTG saying illegal immigration is why "France has fallen." What, where they beheading kings in the finest of conservative fashions? Lady, they've been doing left wing revolution since about 300 years before illegal immigrants were a thing.
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“HEY GUYS— DO YOU HATE BLOWJOBS AND CONSEQUENCE FREE SEX AND BEER ??? I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT. VOTE REPUBLICAN. AND LADIES, REMEMBER— YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE”
the gop is really gonna go with “blowjobs and beer are bad” this election? god i hope so
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And that's me done. That was fun.
The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 20/20
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 20/20
The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 19/20
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Netflix and Amazon should drop all his works in progress imo.
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Heinrich Hoffman: not fucked up enough. I'm thinking of a girl who plays with matches and immolate herself. Only her cat is sad, because she's a dumb girl who played with matches. This is also a children's story.
Grimm Bro: I'm imagining a wolf stalking & eating a girl — Grimm Bro2: Write that down to read to children
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Gotta be Spain and the Netherlands, if you were a betting man and involved in a complicated video game betting tie in to the Euros.
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Heinrich Hoffman: not fucked up enough. I'm thinking of a girl who plays with matches and immolate herself. Only her cat is sad, because she's a dumb girl who played with matches. This is also a children's story.
Grimm Bro: I'm imagining a wolf stalking & eating a girl — Grimm Bro2: Write that down to read to children
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Ok, but who's the journalist entering the war room?
Ken Klip going full Glenn “the far right are my friends” Greenwald
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Lady. Just let the kids fucking skate. Like Jesus christ. They are literally not hurting anyone, and you obviously have less to walk away from the area in which they are skating.
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"Hon, we're leaving in 5 minutes": tired, boring, gives a sense of excess time. "Hon, we're leaving in 300 seconds": novel, creates urgency, removes preconceived notions of time.
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No, you don't understand. You rolled the tops of your tall socks under your heel, creating ankle socks. Which was the style at the time.
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 19/20
The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 18/20