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Saw this for the first time today. Seems legit.
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(Tagged the creator because they’ve done a lot more good stuff like this)
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Oh, I'm not the creator! I just found it somewhere else! Give me a sec and I'll try to find the OP!
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yup. and sadly unable to find who actually made it
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damn, I saw the original skeet too, I am sure we can find it
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Yeah! When I found it I was also like, huh! Very good little thought provoker.
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...or we can push them towards a cliff and pick them up after they leap.
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Fun fact: bison can jump higher than a tree, because trees can't jump.
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White Pines Can't Jump
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As long as I still get to use a spear on them
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Definitely legit! This one’s from pre Elmo Twitter
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg
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Technically weren't we mostly prey lol
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It depends on how far back you roll the clock. Once we turned wolves into dogs, well, I think the rest of the apex predators decided that it would be best for their own evolutionary lines if they stayed clear of the hairless, spear-throwing, fire-breathing monkeys.
wellactually humans evolved to hurl a stone throwing axe into a herd of dreams, which will hit one of them and cause it to fall while the rest stampede and trample the fallen dream to death
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I love this because humor, of course, but it’s also solid advice. A little bit every day is a great way to get stuff done and not blow yourself out.
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Sweet. Because I’m too outta shape to run my dreams down. Thank you.🙏🏽
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Yes, even a complete fool can triumph through persistence.
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And don't forget teamwork! Persistence hunting only works if you've got a team to trade off and slowly run the dream down until its an easy kill.
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In hot climates a solo human hunter can do it, because we sweat, and the antelope do not. Those poor things overheat pretty quickly.
Work smarter, not harder!
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Shoot your dreams in the face!!
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Advice I just recently learned and could have done with twenty years ago
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This is the inspo i needed today thank you 🤙🏼
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Simultaneously funny and creepy AF 😅
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Follow your dreams! But not too close. Find out where they go during the day. Tonight, you’ll have the upper hand.
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Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.
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I laughed way harder at this than I should have, but.... 🤣