lalalyds: Can I come over and lay on your kitchen floor?

Can I come over and lay on your kitchen floor?

❤️

what am I, chopped liver?

Unfortunately I'd have to put you on the bench?

Sure. Floor is lava though.

Even better

consider me a herringbone pattern played out in black and white.

😍

Sure. It’s cool in the summer and heated in winter

Sure

Thanks

*(oh no i got oil-stains) deep cleans the kitchen floor, puts on jasmine scented room freshner,puts more stuff on the refrigerator* Okies bb, anytime ☺️☺️☺️😇

This post made me guilt-mop.

You're welcome

Are you ok sharing with at least one cat?

Absolutely

Well then feel free to come round any time 😊

You tryna sploot?

It's dog-haired and grease-trapped, but sure, if ya want.

Post