Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉: when a hot girl invites me to... a board game night

when a hot girl invites me to... a board game night

i don't mind doing extremely hard and stupid things to get laid, but it can't involve learning the rules of a board game created on kickstarter. the line has to be drawn somewhere.

I feel like such a bitch whenever anyone asks me to play a board game…like why? I usually end up fighting with people cause I’m an irritating person.

"no thank you" works wonders

You’d think that. Not with my family. We thrive of frustration and guilt

i once went to a palm reader to get some trim and even i still have too much dignity to learn what settlers of catan is

Uh-huh. Sure. Your D&D class label suggests otherwise though 🤔

It's Pathfinder

see i like a board game but i don't wanna be auditioned for fucking in a board game scenario because it is an undue burden on the play experience

Hey at least you didn't start playing league of legends

jesus, there but for the grace of god

Just gonna say it, there is a non zero chance of this person asking to use "kissmate" referring to you.

God, I admire you more every day.

having a crush on a board game person was ur first mistake i think

crush! what am i, 13?

My partners attend board game night without me. Usually I have to work, which saves me, but sometimes I have to pull a “you don’t want to hear me complaining all night, do you?”

Rude

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Ehhhhh. If I can play it while stoned, maybe.

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Being an avid boardgamer, the local dating scene must be breathing a sigh of relief that I am in a committed relationship.

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