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@dijcrap.bsky.social

Impulsive*. Heavy drinker**. 826 credit score***.

*sure
**no
***fluctuates but yes
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The tiny trampoline gag is hilarious 😂
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need 2 get some watermelon into the system STAT
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Breakneck ‘Paug 7/17/98 oozes virility !!!!!
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May have to buy an X Box to play Fable 4 next year 🤔
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Reminder: Mexico does NOT COUNT for stats purposes !!
Reminder: the NPR Tiny Desk Concert COUNTS for stats purposes!!
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Functional mushroom blend gummies and creatine gummies are on the way, fam! As soon as I quit drinking is it SO OVER for you fools !!
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Reminder: the NPR Tiny Desk Concert COUNTS for stats purposes!!
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Me: posts 🔥 You: 🦗🦗🦗
7/16/98 Reba > FEFY is 🐐
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7/16/98 Reba > FEFY is 🐐
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Mondegreen - DELAWARE- is kungfirmed to now be a Joebidentrumpo EVENT 4 Dem0craky
Have Phish made a statement
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finna run gyoblin on dat ass
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Anyone on here seen Scott Dremepenis recently ?? He still owes me $20 for Bethel tix !!
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ahlie fam that bpoty be beefy fam ahlie
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You, doing something dark and pointed. Me: that’s very raven’s beakian of you
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The power. The prestige. The panache of GRATEFULDEADANDPHISH
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Joe Biden better erect a massive sustainably sourced Ruth Bader Ginsberg statue replacing the phallic/patriarchal Washington Monument STAT or it is FUCKING OVER
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I wish ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ was killed.
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Impressive chutzpah from Sen. Mike Lee! "We’ve got to take the political temperature down ... We call on President Biden to immediately order that all federal criminal charges against President Trump be dropped, and to ask the governors of New York and Georgia to do the same."
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Bricked up, and girthed out #depthmode 😤
Girth Squad checking in 🫡
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🗣️ Peen check!! How’s everyone’s peen? Good? Yeah?
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Deeply seasoned beef? Draped o’er porcine blocks of marbled yeef?? Drizzled and sizzled for hours upon an open grate??? Don’t mind if “I do” !!
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tbh I’m surprised there’s not more chatter about Coheed and Cambria on here 🤔
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finna drip biscuit on that ass rq
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Bout fucking time. What a fucking farce
BREAKING NEWS: Santa Fe Judge Mary Marlowe Sommer has dismissed actor Alec Baldwin’s case for involuntary manslaughter. This is a developing story.
Judge throws out case against Alec Baldwinwww.npr.org Baldwin and his family broke down in tears in the courtroom.
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Looking 4 a few brawny swinesmen for a grueling yet well-lubricated project
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guzzling a few high abv cold bois before we lean into the evening’s bounty