best friend is coming over for a spa day tomorrow so I retrofitted the art room into somewhere we can drink wine, watch movies, and do each other's nails and eyelashes
just asked bf if a spider crawled out of my butthole while he was going down on me if he'd tell me. he said no and I don't know if that's the right answer or not
tip for boyfriends: when your uterus owning partner is bleeding bring home wine and unafraid dick (my bf is bringing home wine then I'm gonna bang him like a screen door in a hurricane)
I've done nothing but make jewelry for days BUT on the bright side my injured finger is feeling way fuckin better after using it productively for several days
I listen to horror stories while I sleep and sometimes when I'm drifting off a story will start in which someone says something so fuckin bootlicky that it fully wakes me up in a rage to change the video
I think once I eventually stop drinking or getting high or whatever I'll probably get really invested in artisan small batch hot sauces. pretty sure I'm that kinda white person
I'm a Jew who's been afraid at Palestine protests.
Then, I learned more. I learned that I didn't know what people were chanting. I learned there was a lot to unlearn.
Then I decided I don't want my identity used to shield a genocidal apartheid state.
www.jphilll.com/p/being-afra...
lol oh no. the dog got the zooms and was play fighting with bf, clipped him hard in the head with her teeth while shaking her head around like a maniac and now he's concussed
fuck yeah I bought a mold to make larger gauge earrings (I think it's like 00-30mm ish) so soon I'll have handmade plugs fulla bones and bugs and plants
my body decided today that I have a "bad knee". it is the right one. I do not know why this came about but now only one knee is in normal working order. probably forever
one cool thing about being in a monogamous relationship is sometimes you're both so fuckin horned up that you plan an entire night of filthy sex and then at the end of it you're already at home and ready to sleep in your own bed
dipped my sweaty self in the unheated and very shallow community pool full of solely children for approx 3 minutes. now got my ass sprawled on a blanket on a hill at the park with my bike + lunch + big headphones between the playground and splash pad feeling great about not breeding
thrilled to live in a neighbourhood with a community pool that is just a bike ride away. made some jewelry so fuck it I'm getting high and putting on the Big Headphones and going for a lil swim
