Let’s start telling everyone fun lies about where we live.
I’ll go first! In Arizona, we don’t actually have to worry about gendered language because we all call each other “Pardner” 👈😎👈
Wait. They live in fucking St. Paul though???? Lol
WHAT.
(Not saying it's necessary in either city, obviously lol just a wtf when that's one of the twins in twin cities??? lmaooo)
My ex lives in St. Paul and made me go all over the place and it was like oh, it's basically like Minneapolis but everything closes at fuckin 9 or 10 pm 🤣
After some thinking, (and visiting a Linden Hills patio with an out-of-town friend who declared them all fancy)…
I propose the formation of two new suburbs, Minneapolis and St. Paul (derogatory).
They can have Frey as a mayor, as well as the MPD. Minneapolis and St. Paul (proper) get Carter.
Mostly that the twin cities were burnt to the ground in 2020. They probably have some kind of feelings about the Vikings but my brain blacks out when people start talking about sports near me
lol yeah and i only care about the vikings if they’re going to inconvenience me (work right next to the stadium & am about to live next to it too). tell them your antifa friends here are still holding the burnt out husk of the 3rd precinct hostage. it’s mostly true.
