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Anti-capitalist elder millesbian 💜 the only way to save ourselves is to save each other

met the loml @acab4cutie.top right here on bsky :)

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So hey, here's a thing I don't think a lot of folks know: That whole "Patient Zero" thing? The French-Canadian airhost who supposedly spread HIV all over America? That's not real. That's not what happened or how it happened.

This thread is mandatory reading

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Biden's mental acuity completely aside, any time I see stories about "elite Democratic donors" that include people like "Disney heiresses" talking to the press to get their way my immediate reaction is to think "fuck those people, how can I help ruin their plans"

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🎇🇺🇸 RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT: 4TH OF JULY EDITION 🇺🇸🎇 he’s still dead - and nothing would be more patriotic than to wish him a very hot day in hell today!🫡

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“what are you doing for 4th of july?”

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me: give me a cheeseburger, hot dog style burger king employee: what me: [grabs employee’s collar] cheeseburger. hot dog style. burger king employee:

burger king what is this

Also fuck fireworks especially if you think simulated bombs are in any way celebrating freedom

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this is still funny almost a decade later

I had to read this so many times I thought I was Bames Nond having a stronk

Holy crap we got so much money now lol we’re gonna be able to gamble forever

Playing Borderlands 2 with my wife whilst we desperately try to get more Eridium and also be super gay for each other 🥰 Whatchu up to, friends? How you doing? 💜

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My banana got Kennedy’d

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Whomst among us hasn’t gotten catastrophic diarrhea from Gwyneth Paltrow amirite

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her.

Grace just made us breakfast burritos with a quesadilla double tortilla wrap and her epic beans 😭 how did I get so lucky

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here’s the other shit

so i don’t really know exact amounts for most stuff because i just let my heart guide me BUT my beans have: — milk — butter (like a quarter stick?) — ~half a jar of medium/hot salsa — a lot of sriracha (i like them spicy) — msg — lawrys — paprika — onion powder — garlic powder — dried cilantro

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y’all they got pizza vending machines out here

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the secret to good refried beans is mixing in ~half a jar of medium salsa (other shit too but this is key trust me)

THEY ARE THO OMG never had such good refried beans

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I find it hilarious that I know exactly what this means - hey @acab4cutie.top can you let the world know about how you make your must fuckable- sorry, delicious* beans :)

Tell me more about these beans - and like, in the least Bluesky way possible, please. :)

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Solidarity with those affected as Hurricane Beryl makes landfall. Jamaica is home to thousands of farm workers who come yearly to the US on H2A visas, hundreds of whom are UFW members. From deadly heat to extreme storms, farm workers are on the front lines of climate crisis.

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“Some children think that their legs might grow again. This is one of the saddest things that we hear on a regular basis, when talking to children. They tell us, we’re waiting for our legs to grow again. Sometimes, it’s difficult to explain that that’s not going to happen.”

How the war in Gaza makes life nearly impossible for disabled peoplewww.motherjones.com “Some children think that their legs might grow again. This is one of the saddest things that we hear on a regular basis.”

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Yup. Capitalism inhibits our ability to create and develop sustainable infrastructure for short term gains then tries to shift blame

Arizona just had its hottest June on record - this shit will only get worse until we end capitalism. That’s it. That’s the it of it.

Playing Borderlands 2 with my wife whilst we desperately try to get more Eridium and also be super gay for each other 🥰 Whatchu up to, friends? How you doing? 💜

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TW: sexual abuse/assault I remained friends with the man who raped me for months after it happened. I’m seeing a lot of discourse around this author and a group who’s standing with him. They’re citing text messages that were sent after the fact. I texted my rapist. I hung out with him.

TW: this 1000% Abuse is complex and so is how we’re forced to deal with it - please don’t fall into the trap of covering for rapists/abusers

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Arizona just had its hottest June on record - this shit will only get worse until we end capitalism. That’s it. That’s the it of it.

"The temperature in Death Valley National Park could skyrocket to 130 degrees next week, the National Weather Service is reporting."

130 degrees: California's Death Valley may soon break world heat recordwww.usatoday.com The temperature in Death Valley National Park could soar above 130 degrees, the NWS is reporting, setting the record for the hottest temperature ever.

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I heart Chelsea Pope so much

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