I was absolutely flabbergasted by that thing a while back about there being a subset of men (pretty sure they were American) who wouldn't wash their a-holes because that would mean they were gay. I mean funny for a second, but absolutely heartbreaking to think of that level of indoctrination.
If I were a rich man (cue music) I'd have a bidet installed because I had one in Germany and it was *wonderful*.
Much easier than doing a headstand in the shower.
I spent three weeks in Japan a few years ago and would very much move there if I suddenly became a millionaire and didn't have to work. To claim that the toilets were one of my favourite things would be crazy but OH MY GOD
Oh sorry I am also posting from the Midwest if you can't tell from my immediate apologies but I guess I'm built different, myopic to personal experiences